so today i decided it is time to update everyone on my smurf farm....the smurfs have been good and working hard, the uprisining from them has become less and less after they finally realized i am the supreme overlord and if they dont listen they are gonna get flogged with a rubber chicken..scobby doo accepted a promotion at my farm he is now a stress managment counsilor for the smurfs...i also decided to give smurffete the opertunity to get the ortho evra patch since her booty is in such demand lately and she is tired of getting pregnant all the time, needless to say she is grateful...papa smurf has a bad case of crabs we think he got them from brainy smurf in a moment of smurfy passion.....
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if i were to hit him with a guitar i think he's like it. then write a song about it or something.