wakesetter

never get baked inside a giant corn muffin..................

never suck the toes of a rabid tazmaninan devil............

never and i mean never swallow a gazzelle.......

never assault an aardvark with a radish...................

never get attacked by a frenzy of blind lesbians in a fish market............................

so i have decided that everyday i am going to tell another way you can die whether it be real or imaginary...


drowning while skinny dipping in a giant pool of stale, stinky, cottage cheese, and then having someone else eat it

today the smurfs who were attacking me backed off when i offered them of a bribe of 7 rolls of duct tape now they are rejoycing and having a party to celebrate the all mighty joy of duct tape...

help help the smurfs are attacking run for cover!!!!!!!!!!!!!!