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Brokeback Mountain was faaantastic. I was sad after seeing it for quite awhile though, but that was to be expected. Ahh sigh. LOVED IT. Who knew Heath Ledger could make male on male anal sex completely erotic? I did. Anyway.

I want to get driiizunk. Like nizzow. Word up.

Must...see...Brokeback Mountain...THIS WEEKEND!

Apologies for my foul mood yesterday. I'm better today, at least for now I am.

Sometimes it just seems like life blows asshole, ya know? It just took me 12 hours to snap out of it, is all.

LET THE MIDTERMS BEGIN!

Its only Monday and I already feel like I'm dying. Christ almighty.

My internship is stupid. I graded papers for 2 hours. That's hardly tutoring if you ask me.

BITCH BITCH BITCH! That's all I do anymore.

So we didn't go bowling.
I played with his ding-a-ling instead. It was faaantastic.

In other, less graphic, news... I started my internship at the public school today. I'm not sure if I like 4th and 5th graders yet, but they sure can be funny sometimes. I hope it will be a good experience for the next few weeks.

I'm hoping to relax like WHOA...
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Oh bowling, I praise thee. I haven't gone in forever, I hope I don't suck. I better beat the D-man, even if it kills me!

The new haircut is good. I'm happy with it.

Annnd life's still busy busy busy. I guess I can sleep when I'm 80.

I want to sleep for a week.


If only I could quit my stinkin job.

Nothing like spilling coffee on your boobie in the morning.
Sizzle sizzle bitch.

And in other news, Kate Beckinsale makes me melt. I want to see Underworld 2!

its too mother fucking early

Kix. Check em out.


THEY'RE DELICIOUS!