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I got it! And I'm wearing it. BOOOYA.

My boobs arent as high as I'd imagine they'd be...but my cleavage is obnoxious. MUAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!

why aren't my Victoria's Secret bras here yet??? They sent em out June 1st. Hello, that was 7 days ago. I NEED PUSH UP ACTION...PRONTO!

So Daniel got a night job and I've been sitting here doing nothing for the past 3 hours.

Money and jobs are soooo overrated.

Why can't I be rich enough to support him as my housewife? Damn it.

So I'm out for summahh. Niceee.
I renewed my SG account today. Silly addiction. Bye bye $$.
I might have a new job, well sorta. They found a position in the first aide office at the main plant where I work, which means I'd be working with dirty men who get hurt in the steel plant all day. WHOOPIE! But I think I'd get a...
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at exactly 1:30 pm I will be free. SUMMER!#$

I love finals like I love a large blunt object up my sphincter.

Finals week for me... Official finals week is next week but I have two big presentations, a couple papers, etc etc due this week. I have an online test I can do anytime before June 10th sooo.. Yeah, out after Friday. THANK JESUS!

I'm applying for a job tomorrow. Mom's faxin in the resume and cover letter tomorrow morning. It pays $14 an hour. WOO!...
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So its gorgeous outside...but its too damn hot. Oregon shouldn't be allowed to get to 92 degrees. I'm melting.

I get a real live couch this weekend. No more $80 futon for seating in my living room! I get my gramps' old couch, which is barely used because no one ever went in the living room. I'm also getting some framed pictures and other random...
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So I decided its about time for a real update. No more of that one liner bull shit. Here's what I've been up to:

Last week my pop died. The funeral was Monday and strangely it was one of the best days of my life. Sad, yes, but I saw a side of my mom's family that I've never really seen before. I've realized how...
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