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Daniel and I started off the evening with a bang tonight. On our way out to eat tonight we definitely saw the fucking OSCAR MEYER WEINER MOBILE! After going out to dinner and running some errands we rented some movies. We had heard some good things about the dancing in "One Last Dance" with the almighty Patrick Swayze so we got it to see what people had been talking about. Let me tell you, it was the worst fucking piece of shit of all eternity. You couldn't even watch it for the dancing because they spent too much time acting out the throws of their emotions. It was absolutely the worst movie ever.

I just finished drinking wine and watching Unfaithful. What a sexy fucking movie. Arggg, so hot, until the killing and all of that begins. Daniel didn't quite understand my love for the sex scenes in it, but oh well.

Later as I was folding laundry in the hallway where my washer/dryer is, I made some joke to Daniel as he stood next to me. So feeling like an asshole I started to say "ohhh Daniel I love y..." and just then, he farted, grabbed the fart air, and threw it in my FACE. What a dick. I will be farting/burping on him for the next week.

My parents' little family get together is tomorrow during the Airshow. I never found the airshow to be all that interesting so I have plans to be the pasta salad and bbq chef during the whole event. Perhaps I'll get a little tipsy, too.

Daniel got World of Warcraft and has been playing it non-stop. I don't wanna get sucked in because, well, that's the last thing I need is another activity that requires me to sit on my ass for hours at a time. I'll just call him a nerd and pretend like I'm not interested in playing at all.

That's all I've got for now. Have a fantastic Sunday, folks.