vulvatron

Last night Daniel and I were leaving Red Robin's...a restaurant... we saw this huuuuuge jacked up F250 or something. SOME HUGE TRUCK OK?! Anyway, I see a midget man walking across the parking lot and I thought, "Oh no...is that... is that his truck??" And as soon as I said it out loud to Daniel he climbed up into the truck and sped off. Fucking beautiful.

Then, after a bit of shopping, we went to the pool. After swimming for a while we decided to get out. As we were drying off a little mexican boy rode up on a bike about 40 million times the size of him. Then I looked at his head and saw the most wicked mullet in history. The long layer wasn't even variegated... it was short hair right until the last section of hair at his neckline... then it was about shoulder length. Good god it was beautiful. As we walked back to my apartment, he passed us quickly on his ginormous bike and SKID TO A STOP in front of us. What a fucking bad ass.