Login
Forgot Password?

OR

Login with Google Login with Twitter Login with Facebook
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • SuicideGirls
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
Vital Stats

vulvatron

your mom's house

Member Since 2005

Followers 42 Following 58

  • Everything
  • Photos
  • Video
  • Blogs
  • Groups
  • From Others

Friday Aug 12, 2005

Aug 11, 2005
0
  • Facebook
  • Tweet
  • Email
I have nothing to update with, really. But here goes nothin.

Tonight I went over to the parents' house to help them move some stuff back in. They've been in a hotel for a week while it was being remodled. It looks about a million times different now, I love it. Brand new hardwood floors and new carpeting, and new paint. Lovely.

Its almost midnight now and I should be in bed because I have to get up at el butt crack of dawn, ie 5:30, to get ready for work. I work in the first aid office in the main plant at work on Fridays, and I love the ladies there, so it shouldn't be too bad. I even remembered to pack a lunch this week. YAY ME!

Ever since I moved here I've become sooo domestic. Actually doing my dishes and laundry... Cleaning my kitchen every night...and reading the fucking grocery ads that they drop on our doorsteps. I feel like I'm turning into my mom, and that's okay I suppose.

Last night I was watching the news while I folded clothes on my bed. They were talking about the first case of the west nile virus hitting Oregon and killing a horse. At that very moment, a fucking mosquito landed on my arm and bit me. I wish I had video of my reaction just then as I shrieked and swatted it away thinking, "OH MY GOD IM GOING TO HAVE WEST NILE VIRUS". Luckily I'm not dead, but that little bastard mosquito is. Who's the tough guy now???

My plans for the weekend are wickedly interesting, I assure you. On Saturday I will be helping my parents move the rest of their furniture/crap back into the house. That evening is my uncle's big 50th birthday party which we will be attending. Mr. Dannypoopkins has a show that night that I'll be missing. I'm sure while sitting sipping on booze with a bunch of old people and my quiet nerdy cousins I will be wishing I was at his show instead...oogling the tight and unitard goodness. But oh well, there's always video.

Sunday will be spent stealing Dannypoopkin's time...that is...while he's not sleeping. I think I'm working on Monday instead of next Friday too, because oh yes. OHHH YES! Dexter is getting neutered next Friday. Bye bye testes!

Alright, I pass out now. ARRR!!!

More Blogs

  • 09.28.08
    1

    Sunday Sep 28, 2008

    I'm baaaack. Does anyone even really read these things? Life is lo…
  • 07.20.08
    1

    Sunday Jul 20, 2008

    I never update this thing. I'm a creepy SG lurker.
  • 01.28.08
    0

    Tuesday Jan 29, 2008

    One update: Rock Band is FUCKING ADDICTING. That is all.
  • 12.17.07
    1

    Tuesday Dec 18, 2007

    i have a few obsessions lately: - the Shortbus Soundtrack, especia…
  • 10.16.07
    1

    Tuesday Oct 16, 2007

    tomorrow is my 23rd birthday. i'm old!
  • 10.04.07
    0

    Friday Oct 05, 2007

    I graduated - it's true. Life as a bona fide adult is a little more d…
  • 04.25.07
    1

    Wednesday Apr 25, 2007

    busy busy busy.
  • 04.01.07
    0

    Sunday Apr 01, 2007

    I'm IN LOVE with Gerard Butler in 300. Seriously, I think I need t…
  • 03.27.07
    0

    Tuesday Mar 27, 2007

    Cleaning out 11 pages of e-mails just kicked my butt. I need a nap…
  • 03.22.07
    0

    Thursday Mar 22, 2007

    breaaathe.

We at SuicideGirls have been celebrating alternative pin-up girls for:

23
years
9
months
20
days
  • 5,509,826 fans
  • 41,393 fans
  • 10,327,617 followers
  • 4,593 SuicideGirls
  • 1,118,095 followers
  • 14,927,843 photos
  • 321,315 followers
  • 61,410,708 comments
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
  • Help
  • About
  • Press
  • LIVE

Legal/Tos | DMCA | Privacy Policy | 18 U.S.C. 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement | Contact Us | Vendo Payment Support
©SuicideGirls 2001-2025

Press enter to search
Fast Hi-res

Click here to join & see it all...

Crop your photo