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vulvatron

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Saturday Aug 06, 2005

Aug 6, 2005
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So I decided to be retard-friendly this update and have lots of pictures. If you haven't noticed, I have a new main picture that exploits my rediculous cleavage. Awesome.

Here's another in case I didn't look boobtastic enough:


Here's proof that Daniel is totally straight... and totally loves Nerf guns.


We've been having many a Nerf war. I keep finding darts in the oddest places. I'm sure there are a ton behind my couch and tv, but I'm too lazy to look behind either right now.

My dog has fleas. That's why he's been so itchy. Well, he had fleas, until I found them, freaked out, and got him loads of goodness to kill those little bastards. We had a nice bath in the sink yesterday and then I put some greasy shit on his back that has killed all fleas in sight. For being such a cute little fart, he sure costs me a lot of money.


I am going to finish unpacking tonight/tomorrow. Hopefully I will have it done by tomorrow afternoon. Then I will take pictures and have yet another photo-filled journal. Woooo. Don't get too excited.

I also really need a picture of me with the Nerf bazooka that Dannypoopkins got me. He is quite possibly the coolest. I shall return with more pictures later!#$
krystalstarr:
Tetas.
Aug 7, 2005
krystalstarr:
We should share our tetas. Boob love. ♥
Aug 8, 2005

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