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vulvatron

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Friday Aug 05, 2005

Aug 5, 2005
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I called in sick...

My tummy is doing that rumble that tells you that explosive diarreah is in the making...but it hasnt happened yet. Let's pray that it doesn't.

I called back about 2 hours ago saying I could come in for the rest of the day, and they said they really didn't have anything for me to do...Other than put old files into boxes, which can wait until next week.

So now I'm laying around in a skirt watching Regis and Kelly....Only today is Kelly and Jessica Simpson. Ohh the tittaayss.

In other news, I want some freaking Sprite.

I shall finish unpacking this weekend. I needa get all of these boxes/bags outta my apt so my dog will quit urinating on them.

Dannypoo ordered the SG playing cards. If you don't know already, they're pretty freaking awesome. Notice my overuse of the word freaking today as I am trying to quit cursing like a sailor. It's not going well.

That's all, have a lovely weekend.

ARRR!!!

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