vulvatron

what do you think of Burberry Brit? I'll have to go try the Romance just to see, if it makes ME wet, then...well, I'll go see a doctor.

I had a friends dog spend the night last night. I was trying to pay him back because he watches my dog all the time. Catcher is, eh, well I don't have a sweet fenced in back yard like he's got, so his dog isn't used to being walked, and watched no what I mean, so she's a little shy, so I walked her a bunch and the little bitch wouldn't piss. Came home to a stained wood floor.

This makes me sound like a shitty owner but Texas shit in my bed like a month ago. Thing is...I didn't know until I had finished taking a shower, the lights were off in my room, there was noticeable stenc, I would know I shake hands with his dook 3 times a day, soo, I and was about to lay down, I punch my pillow, sigh a sleepy sigh, lay back, pull the covers up and set my hand in a massive cold pile of dukduk. MOTHER FUCKER I just fold the sheet up and put it outside for the night, got an old comforter and put it over the bed, still smelled.

I'm going to try and practice now. I can't stop looking at your new pic. Strategic placement of the bottom of the shot. You're teasin'...