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vulvatron

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Wednesday Oct 26, 2005

Oct 26, 2005
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So I'll play this game... but I refuse to tag a billion people and suck them in too! Fuck you, rules.

20 Random Facts about Moi

1. I just dyed my hair to a lighter, less purpley color. And guess what? I like it.

2. My dog has a dirty panty fetish. He gets in my dirty laundry baskets and steals all of my panties and chews them up under my bed.

3. I went on two free trips with my family when I was in high school. Once to Hawaii, and once to California (Disneyland, Universal Studios, etc.). My dad was friends with a guy in grad school who went off to work for Microsoft in the 70s. Thanks to his stocks, he's now a multi millionaire and paid for those trips as college reunions. Hawaii was the best trip I've EVER been on. I want to go back.

4. I was obsessed with Leonardo DiCaprio in the 6th-7th grades. I seriously thought I would meet him and we'd fall in love. Sooo glad that didn't work out for me.

5. I'm deathly terrified of snakes. I was almost bitten by one, and a boa constricted around my leg when I was in kindergarden. Thanks to whichever asshole parent who thought it would be cool to bring a pet snake to school for show n' tell.

6. I fart waaay more than I ever let on.

7. I have a next to nothing relationship with my dad. Long story--he's just the reason that I loathe abusive people.

8. I wear Ralph Lauren Romantic pretty much everyday.

9. My intuition skills are amazing. I can tell when someone is lying to me. And oddly enough, my intuitions have never once been wrong. I pretty much rule.

10. I barely talked...ever... when I was little. My sister would speak for me all the time. I was really afraid of new people and preferred my imaginary friends over real ones. I came out of my shell around the 8th or 9th grade. Probably because that's when I started drinking a lot biggrin

11. I almost went to art school. I gave it up because I really wanted to go into social services. I also almost went to beauty school. Maybe I still will, someday...

12. I have trouble making friends. I'm worried I'll offend people (because, c'mon, I probably will).

13. I cried after returning from the strip clubs last weekend... why? Because I was tipsy and felt like I didn't have enough fun for my 21st birthday. God I'm such a twat.

14. Saying I love you kind of scares the shit out of me. Especially to my family.

15. ha. I have some issues eh.

16. I would slaughter someone for chocolate cake or cookie dough ice cream.

17. I wish I could be as good at writing as Chuck Palahniuk. Invisible Monsters still awes me everytime I read it.

18. I'm addicted to MTV. Shh don't tell.

19. My boobs are so huge that my back aches just sitting here right now.

20. I've never been worried about not being successful later in life--job wise. I constantly worry that I'll end up alone though. Helloooo codependency issues!

That's all I've got. If you wanna check out the pictures from my last journal, look in my albums. Word.

Off to lounge, or something. ARRR!!!
mr_rick:
i actually made a german chocolate cake today<from scratch> want some???

thank god you didnt tag me...shheeeeww.

rick ARRR!!!

[Edited on Oct 27, 2005 9:28PM]
Oct 27, 2005

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