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My head feels like it's going to explode.

I'm sunburnt.

I have sand in weird places.

My vagina is bleeding.

I get no penis for a week.

I have to wake up and be in class by 8 a.m. to start shorthand.

My dumbass friend got sand in my cd case. CD's? Ruined.

I feel your pain. But I can breathe out of both nostrils? Life is SWEET...

I've heard of a hummer, but a yeller?

I would have to agree that peeing on one's genitals is erotic. it happened to me once, though it was an accident. At least that's what she said.

There's nothing like intimacy... a butthole here...a tampon string there...

I've always wanted to ask, what is a landshark, I feel out of the loop.

So that's what that's called. A word to the wise...better get it right on the first try.

Next up...carpet cleaner.

it's sunny as fuck here in the Midwest, I just want to lay in the brown grass and take it in

hurra torpedo, awesome

Trevor? 2 bpys? uh-oh... I mean oh-yeah!

as long as there's no action involved he should be cool, I mean he just cuffed you up, had a steak and a BJ, he should be happy for a while.

military man though, he's gonna be "hungry"

can you handle it?

yeah, im still looking at the site too. look how motivated i am.

the new girl, cat, has some sick abs. WHY NOT MEEE

Wes. The one I might keep around. Douchebag look alike? Ya know...

So I guess he returned the favor, huh? If it were in the tradition of true BJ and steak day, you would have washed the dishes naked after the meal. Or is that what you did while handcuffed? (ooo...nice idea, I have to try that.)

I love doing dishes.

By the looks of things (your lips) I think your man is in for a real treat. what cut of steak did you get?

As much as I like receiving, I like to give. Maybe next year, hell, I could make any day BJ and some random food day. BJ and rice cake day, BJ and PBR day, I could go for that.
Thanks for the invite though.

^^ WTF IS WITH THE EMOTICONS MAN?!

ANYWAYS. I suck at the Sims, too. I bought the first one when it came out forever ago, played a few times, and forgot about it..

Today was pretty interesting. I was leaving class at about noon or so to go to the store for something to drink. I'm pulling out of the parking lot, minding my own business. When I look about 3 or 4 cars down and see the car bouncing. Me being me drove past it of course. Ha! Then when I see two heads pop up. I fucking DIED laughing when I saw who it was. One of my teachers...and a student. The student being a girl I actually talk to between classes. Both of them are looking at me like, "Is this bitch gonna say something.." I just laughed and drove off. When I got BACK to school about 10 minutes later their both gone, of course. The girl catches me in the halls and begs me...BEGSSSSSSSSS ME not to say anything. "Please god don't say anything. He'll lose his job. Blah blah blaaah." I just looked at her and laughed. "I could give a fuck less who you fuck. Who the teacher fucks. I don't CARE who fucks who for fucks sake. I'm here to get my shit done. I don't need to bang my teacher for grades, lady. You might not wanna be so obvious next time, eh?" She turned red in the face and walked off. Fantastic. As for the teacher.... Everytime I would even make eye contact with him he'd get choked up. You'd hear him clear his throat and what not. It was like something out of some stupid ass teen movie. I swear...I looooove Texas.

Oh..and I went to Victoria Secret today. Word the fuck up. New bras. My ta-tas look BEAUUUTIFUL.

Son Volt, Lucero, Centro-matic, Drive-by-Truckers, Uncle Tupelo, Grandaddy...ummmmm...Califone, just a start

No idea, I stay as far away from the boonies as I can. Country is a mystery to me.

I got 140 last night. I still lost 3 outta 5 games though. DAMN THE MAN!

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