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1. Vampires because it would hurt like feck changing into a werewolf and there an even greater chance of being had up on a bestial charge than a necrophelia charge. I'm serious.

2. Light saber!

3. with a large dose of

It was the biggest horse race in Britain today, the Grand National. My money was on Forest Gunner, picking him over Hedgehunter after Hedgehunter fell at the last fence last year costing me money.

Unfortunately I didn't know Forest Gunner was being ridden by a woman. Had I done so the money would have gone on Hedgehunter -- who went on to win.

Which explains the in question 3

1. Werewolves
2. My Charm
3.