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edit: ... They gave us too many chicken nuggetts at mcdonalds just now... I now have the chicken shakes..
neewaaah .. I'm corn-holio (corn -> chicken geddit?)- I need chicken for my bunghole!

hmm.. too soon to write a new entry.. but stuff to say... so heres a tuesday morning edit...
This is the kind of odd shit that happens to me... I was woken at 8am today - aparently the horn on my van has been going constantly since 2am (probly condensation in the switch)... pissing off an entire side of an apartment block.
In that time one guy thought of torching it and one woman called the police... who did nothing as the van is registrered in herts... no-one was smart enough to visit the website that's written in HUUGE letters on the back where they could have emailled or even found my address to come and tell me... and afaik no-one tried to stop it (the horn would have been accessable without a key and could have been disconnected)
Now I don't like annoying people... so it's annoyed me that I've annoyed them and annoyed me that they didn't have the gumption to stop me annoying them!
Now as my van is parked without any real permission I bet there'll now be calls for it to be moved .. or eggs thrown at it .. or something... Ho hum.
- I hate living in an apartment block.... I wanna live on a houseboat,