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Sunday Jul 13, 2008

Jul 13, 2008
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Okay my last entry had NOTHING to do with the band... but don't get me wrong... c'mon I like the buzzcocks!!! It was a drunken moment I shared with a friend, the conversation went something like this:

Scene: Kelly, Kozi, Josh and I are sitting downstairs in the bar... Kelly, Josh, and I are stoned and we're drinking Long Island Iced Teas trying to intensify our un-soberness, hahah... Kozi won't smoke but he's trying to drink enough to catch up with us...... so we're sitting there and I realized that I had asked for a PEACH long island, but the guy didn't put any peach schnapps in it so it was just a regular one and it tasted like ass... he went REAL heavy on the tiquila.... soo.... our conversation goes as follows!

ME: Dude, I should have got two Buzzcocks!

KELLY: BUZZCOCKS?!?!? wtf?

ME: Yea these taste fucking horrible...

KELLY: What the hell is a Buzzcock?

ME: WOOOOWWW!!! I meant to say Bermuda Triangles.

[which is a frequently ordered drink by me at the club]

KELLY: How the fuck do you get BUZZCOCKS from a Bermuda Triangle?

ME: I don't know dude, I'm buzzed and I need cock!

Kozi starts dying laughing which in turn gets me going, and Kell is kinda in her own world at this point but she starts laughing... all while Josh just sits there kinda looking at us trying to figure out what the hell is wrong with us!!



GOOD TIMES!!!


P.S. I'm PURPLE!!!!!!!




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neopop:
You've got mail.
Jul 21, 2008
howdy:
Hmmmmmm MWTh? I can work with that. And Philly is *not* cursed. It's just too far from the ocean.
Jul 21, 2008

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