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West Chester,PA

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Thursday Mar 11, 2010

Mar 11, 2010
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Why the hell is it that when I go to buy dress shirts and pants for work, they are all this weird clingy slim-fit style these days. According to all the labels, they're all "Modern Fit." All of them. I litterally have no other option. Even if I buy the shirts a size or two larger, they still feel tight. I guess if I was a skinny, abs-of-steel metro-sexual type, this would look ok. but It would still feel incredibly constricting.

I mean, I'm not orca fat or anything. But if you have a slight beer gut and you wear a shirt that is supposed to be a size bigger than you need, is it too much to ask that it not look like the buttons are hanging on for dear life with the pin stripes going all curvy? Where the hell are the button down shirts for the slightly husky gentleman?! mad

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