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Hi. 
...I was just thinking how Im tired of working. I just want to travel, wear leather pants, and get a thousand different foriegn women pregnant and write. Is that so much to ask?...Anyways Im supposed to go to the local "battle of the brews" tonight. I have a ticket, but now dont know if I can go because of work related bullshit.....
....Only two...
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...I was just thinking how Im tired of working. I just want to travel, wear leather pants, and get a thousand different foriegn women pregnant and write. Is that so much to ask?...Anyways Im supposed to go to the local "battle of the brews" tonight. I have a ticket, but now dont know if I can go because of work related bullshit.....
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aurora:
thanks
lotus88:
pic upload 
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lotus88:
thanky ou i will
thanky ou i will Hi...
I hit a car yesterday morning on my way to work. I was at a stoplight and
there was a person in front of me and for some fucking reason I just
stepped on the gas and drove my car right into his...( I was fucking out of
it )..He gets out, looks at the dent I gave him and tells me not to...
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I hit a car yesterday morning on my way to work. I was at a stoplight and
there was a person in front of me and for some fucking reason I just
stepped on the gas and drove my car right into his...( I was fucking out of
it )..He gets out, looks at the dent I gave him and tells me not to...
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b_citi:
chelsea was right... it's a karma thing... arent you glad he didnt just totally freak out though?
simbelmyne:
I want your weekend
Mine was rather boring
Not the cold ocean though just the nakedness and the girls
Mine was rather boring
Not the cold ocean though just the nakedness and the girls
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portraitinflesh:
yummy! Send a cold one my way!
xxx
xxx
simbelmyne:
MMM Guiness the one beer I can almost stand
Heres another Guiness joke. If ya get tired of them just say so but I just heard this one from a friend of mine. Actually as of now I only know two Guiness jokes but thats besoide the point...
The Owners of all the major beer corporations are at this big dinner meeting and its time to order drinks.
The owner of budweiser orders a Bud, the owner of Coors a Coors and the owner of Miller inevitably orders a Miller.
Its Arthur Guiness turn to order and he gets a water.
The owner of Bud turns to him and asks why he didn't order a beer and he responds with
"Well it would be rude for me to drink beer when you gentlemen aren't."
Heres another Guiness joke. If ya get tired of them just say so but I just heard this one from a friend of mine. Actually as of now I only know two Guiness jokes but thats besoide the point...
The Owners of all the major beer corporations are at this big dinner meeting and its time to order drinks.
The owner of budweiser orders a Bud, the owner of Coors a Coors and the owner of Miller inevitably orders a Miller.
Its Arthur Guiness turn to order and he gets a water.
The owner of Bud turns to him and asks why he didn't order a beer and he responds with
"Well it would be rude for me to drink beer when you gentlemen aren't."
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lotus88:
so sorry to hear that.......come out and i'll make you feel all better!!!!1
hope you have a great week....
kiss kiss amber girl
so sorry to hear that.......come out and i'll make you feel all better!!!!1
hope you have a great week....
kiss kiss amber girl
dusana:
I used to box, but am starting again this year I miss getting some agressions out! Did ya puke? 
I miss getting some agressions out! Did ya puke? 
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simbelmyne:
I'm glad you liked the joke. I'm told its a pretty old one but I guess it gets another turn around.
Heres another.
A Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub. The Scottsman screams at the top of his lungs
"Drinks for the house are on me!"
The next morning the headlines read
"Irish vebtriloquist found beaten to death behind pub"
Heres another.
A Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub. The Scottsman screams at the top of his lungs
"Drinks for the house are on me!"
The next morning the headlines read
"Irish vebtriloquist found beaten to death behind pub"
litheum182:
Hey thanks for the note. Hope you had a happy st. patty's 
....Hi. Well I havnt been on sg for a while, and I havnt smoked any cigs for five days now. I feel very weird. But I think im a quitter. 
...I used the gum for one day and for some reason I didnt need anything after that....anyways I just got my tickets to go see Henry Rollins here in town for his spoken word tour....
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...I used the gum for one day and for some reason I didnt need anything after that....anyways I just got my tickets to go see Henry Rollins here in town for his spoken word tour.... Read More
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rosesarered:
Good job on quitting!
A cute book: Schott's original Miscelany (I spelled it wrong, I know.)
thank you. It was owie.
A cute book: Schott's original Miscelany (I spelled it wrong, I know.)
thank you. It was owie.
nic:
Thanks for commenting on my set!
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dusana:
The out doors rocks, and it has been sunny for days now
evergreen_____:
Hey thanks. And I rocked that octopus outfit. I was being totally obscene.
amber girl
I'm reading The Fundamentals of Inorganic Chemistry. Aside from teaching me about Viagra, it hasn't riveted me all that much.