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vonplock

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It's been a while...

Dec 31, 2015
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I haven't posted a blog in about a year and a half, not that anybody would've noticed. Hopefully I can figure out this new layout.

I guess the biggest event to happen since I last checked in was I turned 50 this year. Yep, I'm officially old as fuck. I don't feel that old but there was a party, my mom made me wear a pointy hat and there was cake, so it must be true.

And my granddaughter turned six so there's further proof. I'm old...

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