It's 11:25 a.m. here in Montreal. Last night was halloween night and heavy drinking was involved. I woke up this morning around 9:00...drunk. It's the weirdest thing ever, waking up drunk. lolll. Anyway, we gathered up in a park (which is pretty much a park in the middle of the woods) for our Halloween party. I've been wasted a lot of times in my short life, but, thank god, I always had a bathroom nearby to satisfy my bladder. Last night was a bit different, being in the middle of the woods. Sure, some chicks will say: "Pee standing up, it's easy!". Since I had never peed on mother nature and considering the fact that was completely drunk, I wasn't so sure i could pull it off. I finally couldn't hold it in any longer and just said "fuck it". It was a success lol...that was the first time I had to go pee. The second time though...I laughed about it last night but I'm quite embarassed this morning loll. There are little paths in that park so that people can take a walk or whatever. It was dark, this no light whatsoever and, let's not forget, the alcohol in me was quite present. So, here I am, squatting against a tree and taking a piss, not knowing that a path was right beside that tree. This dude arrives and he says: "Oh my God!". This is the "conversation" we had...
Dude: Oh my God!
Me: ........fuck (notice that i am still pissing at that moment)
Dude: Who are you?
Me (wiping): Just a random chick having fun....
Dude: Are you a real person? Are you for real?
Me: ...uh, yeah (Why are you fucking talking to me while I'm wiping?!)
Dude: Okay! Cause you just scared the shit out of me! Don't do that, coming out of the woods like that, there are people who believe in ghosts!
Me:...well, sorry if I scared you...
Dude: And it's halloween night too! Damn was I scared!
Me:...
Dude: Oh you're with your friends! Here, I'll let you walk in front of me just to be sure you're a real person....You're sure you're not a ghost?
Me: Yeah, pretty much...
I don't know if he saw what I was doing, but I can't help feeling embarassed loll. Hurray for alcohol.
Dude: Oh my God!
Me: ........fuck (notice that i am still pissing at that moment)
Dude: Who are you?
Me (wiping): Just a random chick having fun....
Dude: Are you a real person? Are you for real?
Me: ...uh, yeah (Why are you fucking talking to me while I'm wiping?!)
Dude: Okay! Cause you just scared the shit out of me! Don't do that, coming out of the woods like that, there are people who believe in ghosts!
Me:...well, sorry if I scared you...
Dude: And it's halloween night too! Damn was I scared!
Me:...
Dude: Oh you're with your friends! Here, I'll let you walk in front of me just to be sure you're a real person....You're sure you're not a ghost?
Me: Yeah, pretty much...
I don't know if he saw what I was doing, but I can't help feeling embarassed loll. Hurray for alcohol.
-TM