Hello... my name is Birch.....I'm Voltaire's kitty.
Voltaire didn't feel like going to the cafe to write a journal entry, so I said I would.
Mom, uh, I mean Voltaire came in exuasted from work last night. I can't wait until she retires, so she can do more important things, like hang out with ME.
I think she had fun on vacation. I know she went to someones wedding. I can't wait until we move to LA.
Enough about voltaire, let's talk about ME. I have golden brown fur with black spots and stripes. I look like a cross between a tiger and a leopard, except I'm tiny. I only weigh about four lbs. I am a year and a half old. I have yellow eyes lined with black, a pink nose and white feet. All of my markings are perfectly symetrical. as you can see, I'm WAY more attractive than voltaire
my favorite things to do are: sleeping on mom's bed, eating mom's dreadlocks,( I think she's getting reall pissed off about that) sitting in the living room windowsill, running frantically throughout the house, eating catnip,( recreationally only, I swear.) greeting momwhen she comes in from work and then sitting on her lap while she smokes some pot, and unwinds. then I follow her upstairs and curl up next to her right under her butt. mom's the raddest thing to sleep next to,and she's always good for fresh chow, too.
Well that's all I have time for, since the site ate my first entry, and now the cafe is closing.....
meow! meow! maybe mom, uh, Voltaire will let me write another entry for her sometime. see ya!
meow! meow! meow!
Love- Birch Sinclair
Voltaire didn't feel like going to the cafe to write a journal entry, so I said I would.
Mom, uh, I mean Voltaire came in exuasted from work last night. I can't wait until she retires, so she can do more important things, like hang out with ME.
I think she had fun on vacation. I know she went to someones wedding. I can't wait until we move to LA.
Enough about voltaire, let's talk about ME. I have golden brown fur with black spots and stripes. I look like a cross between a tiger and a leopard, except I'm tiny. I only weigh about four lbs. I am a year and a half old. I have yellow eyes lined with black, a pink nose and white feet. All of my markings are perfectly symetrical. as you can see, I'm WAY more attractive than voltaire
my favorite things to do are: sleeping on mom's bed, eating mom's dreadlocks,( I think she's getting reall pissed off about that) sitting in the living room windowsill, running frantically throughout the house, eating catnip,( recreationally only, I swear.) greeting momwhen she comes in from work and then sitting on her lap while she smokes some pot, and unwinds. then I follow her upstairs and curl up next to her right under her butt. mom's the raddest thing to sleep next to,and she's always good for fresh chow, too.
Well that's all I have time for, since the site ate my first entry, and now the cafe is closing.....
meow! meow! maybe mom, uh, Voltaire will let me write another entry for her sometime. see ya!
meow! meow! meow!
Love- Birch Sinclair
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Birch, are you a torby?
sitting on her lap while she smokes some pot, and unwinds.
follow her upstairs
curl up next to her right under her butt.
mom's the raddest thing to sleep next to,
she's always good for fresh chow, too.
Took the words right out of my watering mouth, Birch, you lucky dog, er, cat.