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Monday Jun 03, 2002

Jun 3, 2002
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Hi kids. I'm at SG headquarters right now. I'm incredibly pissed off at the moment. I just came from a stripclub called Exotica International.I had an audition set up, so when I got there,I just got dressed, and was pretty much ready to perform. I even went to extra lengths to make sure I had the stage with the pole because half of my routine is pole tricks. So, anyway,the guy tells me to sit at the bar,and he'll beright back. I ended up sitting there for almost an hour.Then he comes out, and tells me that I have far too much body art for his club, and that I can't even audition. So I laid into him .I told him that he should have told me that when I got out of the dressing room, instead of wasting an hour of my time ,on one of my only days off, and that I expected at the very least to be treated proffessionaly.I mean, for fuck's sake, I'm a big girl, and I can handle the truth.AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OK. I'm done venting. Actually,life's been pretty cool lately. I'm planning a trip to Hollywood (yes, another one.) in February,to audition at a club called Cheetah's.Lots of tattooed chicks work there.( on the weekend anyway) I'm also planning a trip home to Oakland/Berkely the same month. Plus, I think wer'e getting DSL at my house, so now all I need is a computer, and I'll be able to answer all of my emails in a timely manner.
I hope all is well with everyone out there.Thanks again for comming to the site.Take care, and be well. xoxoxoxox Love- Voltaire

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