Okay, so I'm reposting my journal, because photobucket deleted my Bridget the Midget picture, because *gasp* she's topless. Screw them...screw them in their stupid ears...
Any way, for those of you who don't know, my parents took me to see Bridget the Midget for my birthday, which was awesome.
I did promise more details in my last journal, so here they are.
She's 3'7"
She is s XXX Pornstar...Midget Pornstar
She may be a Pornstar, but she's a doll, she was sweet!
She is increidbly adorable
and even more awesome cause we have the same hair...whoo!
We went to see her at the Mustang Ranch, a strip club where lots of ladies who knew my parents thought it would be cute to put their boobs in my face for my birthday...I was bashful at first, but it was all fun.
Bridget stripped and danced for us, and it was awesome, and she made it so funny, so if she ever comes around again, we wll vowed to go see her again.
Funny thing is, since the people knew my parents and me, I got one of the five posters they had of her...which so many people asked for, so they decided to sell them, but they gave it to me free...cause they thought I was adorable...lol
the car ride back to the house was hilarious...my dad and my boyfriend were drunk, and my dad kept telling stories about guys he's knocked out in bar fights, and then asked me if I had a great time, and when I said yes hugged me and said he loved me while we bonded in the backseat, my boyfriend laughed, my mom giggled at us from the front seat and my dad's friend who was driving just ignored us all...I love my family.
Anyway, I love you all, hope you have fun!
Any way, for those of you who don't know, my parents took me to see Bridget the Midget for my birthday, which was awesome.
I did promise more details in my last journal, so here they are.
She's 3'7"
She is s XXX Pornstar...Midget Pornstar
She may be a Pornstar, but she's a doll, she was sweet!
She is increidbly adorable
and even more awesome cause we have the same hair...whoo!
We went to see her at the Mustang Ranch, a strip club where lots of ladies who knew my parents thought it would be cute to put their boobs in my face for my birthday...I was bashful at first, but it was all fun.
Bridget stripped and danced for us, and it was awesome, and she made it so funny, so if she ever comes around again, we wll vowed to go see her again.
Funny thing is, since the people knew my parents and me, I got one of the five posters they had of her...which so many people asked for, so they decided to sell them, but they gave it to me free...cause they thought I was adorable...lol
the car ride back to the house was hilarious...my dad and my boyfriend were drunk, and my dad kept telling stories about guys he's knocked out in bar fights, and then asked me if I had a great time, and when I said yes hugged me and said he loved me while we bonded in the backseat, my boyfriend laughed, my mom giggled at us from the front seat and my dad's friend who was driving just ignored us all...I love my family.
Anyway, I love you all, hope you have fun!
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you're a lucky girl. wooooooooooooo!
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