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Thursday Aug 20, 2009

Aug 20, 2009
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I am looking for a attractive female to take my virginity.

Everybody keeps telling me that I "just need to get laid" or "net to pop that cherry", as if having sex is somehow going to change my personality or how I act. It's really hurting my friendship because when people find out I am a virgin they treat me differently and constantly tell me that I need to get laid so I can "relax".

So if anybody in the yardville or trenton area would like to have sex with a multi-orgasmic autisic male then now is your chance. I am tall and clean, my skin is in all probability softer then yours and I have a scholery understanding of femal anatomy. If you are over 35 you need not apply and if you have particulerly sencitive skin it is not a good idea because my saliva is highly acidic in comparison to that or normal males.

Send me a message should you consider such a task worthy of your time. I am not looking for a regular companionship just 1 time sex to lose my virginity. Then hopefully people will stop bothering me about it.
VIEW 9 of 9 COMMENTS
ta2dmom:
Dude... really?
Aug 21, 2009
metaverse:
It really is to bad that getting laid won't change your personality or how you act.

Oh and you should watch out, with that acidic saliva you may have some Predators hunting for you...I mean Aliens and Predators ARE at war.
Aug 21, 2009

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