I can't believe I just got fired from a shitty two-bit ma and pa dive of a pool hall! God dammit I was going to quit! How dare they beat me to the punch while at the same time take away my pride for the next half hour! I kid you not, they wanted me to literally go and harass their customers every two minutes, and I just couldn't bring myself to do it. There were definitely some other factors in there... like the fact that I am positive I made the owner uncomfortable, and my manager, that fat lard ass bitch, didn't like me very much.
So I shook everyone's hand, and then went and smoked a J with some of the regulars in the *cough* "VIP" room at the back (... which is so laughable because it's a shabby little room with a dirty sofa and a projection tv that's a throwback from 1984), Walked home with angry strides, listening to some death metal.
Here is my Kung Fu you fuckers:
TO ALL TORONTONIANS OR ANYONE VISITING TORONTO: DO NOT EVER GO TO CORONATIONS BILLIARDS AT AVENUE RD. AND EGLINTON. THEY ARE SG HATERS. THEY HATE YOU AND ALL YOUR FRIENDS. THEY DO NOT DESERVE YOUR BUSINESS. AND THEIR FOOD BLOWS
.... but please, no one do anything mean until I pick up my paycheck on Tuesday.
*deep cleansing inhalation*
I feel so much better now.

So I shook everyone's hand, and then went and smoked a J with some of the regulars in the *cough* "VIP" room at the back (... which is so laughable because it's a shabby little room with a dirty sofa and a projection tv that's a throwback from 1984), Walked home with angry strides, listening to some death metal.
Here is my Kung Fu you fuckers:
TO ALL TORONTONIANS OR ANYONE VISITING TORONTO: DO NOT EVER GO TO CORONATIONS BILLIARDS AT AVENUE RD. AND EGLINTON. THEY ARE SG HATERS. THEY HATE YOU AND ALL YOUR FRIENDS. THEY DO NOT DESERVE YOUR BUSINESS. AND THEIR FOOD BLOWS
.... but please, no one do anything mean until I pick up my paycheck on Tuesday.
*deep cleansing inhalation*
I feel so much better now.

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xsuicideboyx:
you don't need that shit anyway, girlfriend!.. So i can gank the place on wednesday, right!? You wanna watch... watch me gank gank and gank again. i love that word!



freegonzo:
coolest. photo. ever.