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I purchased and drank a 483 ml can of "RockStar"; Coca-Cola's giant-can rip-off of Red Bull.

At first it made me very drowsy and I nearly drove off the road a few times as I was driving home.

Then I felt nothing for an hour or two.

But deception was lying in wait just around the corner...

I started to get heavy-headed.

Then I started to get nauseous.

This was followed very rapidly by jitters, palpatations and feelings of face and head swelling.

And for the final coup-de-gras, my front teeth have gone numb, and I sit here now with porridge for a brain, and an incapacity to create slightest coherent scholarly thought.

The end.