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Thursday Dec 29, 2005

Dec 29, 2005
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(edit: this whole update is sickly conceited.)

Things you don't know about Jo.

1. My tongue is too big for my mouth and it made my teeth push out so that I had to get 8 teeth removed and wear braces for 2 years. Still wear a retainer at night.

2. When I was six me and my best friend Madalyn used to make out; neither of us knew exactly what we were doing, but it felt good. One day, while we were rubbing our crotches together, I had a reveltion about how babies were made. Several years later, found out I was right.

3. I read romances and I like country music. Yarg!
[*Proviso* Mostly the old stuff... none of this new country crap]

4. Almost died from appendicitis when I was fifteen; I went into sceptic shock and had to get a blood transfusion. It was accute and inflammatory and I had to stay in the ICU for 4 days, and spend 2 weeks in the hospital on a morphine drip. Mmmmm Morphine.

5. Have an 8 inch scar on my stomach. See above for reason.

6. Have aspirations to become an author. One day. If I ever decide to write again.

7. Can never remember how to spell "pierce" or "piece", nor do I ever remember in what context "then" and "than" are used. Or "except" and "accept".

8. For about 5 years, was a professional sailing instructor... I've even worked in the Bahamas. smile That was a great job... all under the table too - I've never made so much money at one job. Heh.

9. Drink of choice is dark rum and diet coke.

10. Have size 11 feet.

11. Have a 36" inseem.

12. Used to be a bouncer at this night club in western Ontario, when I was in University. It was my job to throw out the drunk women, since male bouncers couldn't touch them. Sigh... it was great.

13. When I was a waitress at a casino, I once received a $600 tip... for serving drinks... no "special favours" involved.

Thaaat's the stooory of... thaat's the glooory of loooooooooooooove.

oink
VIEW 25 of 34 COMMENTS
mykel:
You've led an interesting life...
My deep dark secret, I like a lot of old country music, too. wink
Happy New Year!
Jan 1, 2006
jacksalt:
Err. Little behind on my response. Sorry!!

Too bad about Usual Suspect- sometimes the process seems a little arbitrary. How many kitchen sets have there been? Or the bedroom sets?

Oh well.

And yeah, I am a reenactor, thouh not Civil War. Revolutionary War. It's a lot of fun, and has much more in common with what you did at the fort. Though we are not attached to a place- and I don't get paid for it! tongue

Wish I did...
Last year (2004) went to Quebec for a big 225th ann. event. 2000 reenactors, 90,000 spectators for a one day battle... it was amazing. We camped on the actual Plains of Abraham!!

Sorry, showing my dork factor... nice to meet another SG reenactor.

biggrin
Jan 2, 2006

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