A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of Peter at the
Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked,
"What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks.
Everyone on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your
clock will move. "Oh," said the man.
"Whose clock is that?"...
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Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked,
"What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks.
Everyone on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your
clock will move. "Oh," said the man.
"Whose clock is that?"...
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Okay okay I know I haven't updated in awhile. It's been an crazy as week.
First there was OZZFEST 04 then got alittle whoo hoo. Then rested on wesnday. Then when to FINGER 11 and got completely FUCKED UP!!!!! Friday went to work and was fucking tried all damn day. Saturday night I got whoo hoo again. And I rested & went to see my...
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First there was OZZFEST 04 then got alittle whoo hoo. Then rested on wesnday. Then when to FINGER 11 and got completely FUCKED UP!!!!! Friday went to work and was fucking tried all damn day. Saturday night I got whoo hoo again. And I rested & went to see my...
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demonaxe:
Oh you just turn 21 eh.
WHOO HOO DANZIG!!!!!
WHOO HOO DANZIG!!!!!
mistakesmade:
Man everyone is talking about Ozzfesr abd making me jealous... fuckers....
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OZZ FEST 04 TODAY!!!
yea!!! I can see slipknot,hatebreed and slayer all for the first time!!
I hope it is an good day!!
yea!!! I can see slipknot,hatebreed and slayer all for the first time!!
I hope it is an good day!!
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atticstar:
they shouldn't put a legend on there, it's no fun that way. my sister and i tried them without looking at the legend...we'd try and guess what it is and then look it up.
demonaxe:
you're gonna get as bad as me when it come to journal posting soon.
Escaping the void.
Clawing, fighting my way throught the void.
The void cold, senseless. Cut off from everything and everyone.
I can taste the freedom but i'm fooling myself. I must conitue to fight my way out. or be transportted to oblivion and cease to be.....
Clawing, fighting my way throught the void.
The void cold, senseless. Cut off from everything and everyone.
I can taste the freedom but i'm fooling myself. I must conitue to fight my way out. or be transportted to oblivion and cease to be.....
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mschrista:
thanks
thanks 
bang_bang:
party on wayne
INFORMATION FOR YOUR MIND
LISTEN UP!!
HOW CAN YOU LIVE WITHOUT KNOWING THESE THINGS?
Many years ago, in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled
Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"..and thus the word GOLF entered into
the English language. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred
and Wilma Flintstone. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Every day more money is printed...
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LISTEN UP!!
HOW CAN YOU LIVE WITHOUT KNOWING THESE THINGS?
Many years ago, in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled
Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"..and thus the word GOLF entered into
the English language. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred
and Wilma Flintstone. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Every day more money is printed...
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atticstar:
i think they only try to lick their elbow cuz you said they would
mschrista:
i am one of the 25% who didn't
hi hun how are ya? we haven't talkin in a few days how was your weekend?
how you had a good day
hi hun how are ya? we haven't talkin in a few days how was your weekend?
how you had a good day
Strange things are afoot.
Strange things indeed.
Strange things indeed.
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mistakesmade:
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIRD 
mschrista:
hi cute boy how you doin?
Okay I'm completely broke. It sucks.
I spent money I don't have an Video game. But atleast it was an cheap one. Never played but it looked badass. Hitman 2. Sniper Game Yea!! I have so many Video games I need to beat and don't have the mood or the time too. So let's start an new one in my motdo
I spent money I don't have an Video game. But atleast it was an cheap one. Never played but it looked badass. Hitman 2. Sniper Game Yea!! I have so many Video games I need to beat and don't have the mood or the time too. So let's start an new one in my motdo
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mschrista:
jay was watcing highlander last night i like that movie i even liked the tv show 
but i didn't watch it cuz jays done nothing but piss me off all week sorry eveyone crashed on you i went to be cuz i was bored try to have a good weekend i need to go fix my truck then i'm off to a VW show at milan drag way
but i didn't watch it cuz jays done nothing but piss me off all week sorry eveyone crashed on you i went to be cuz i was bored try to have a good weekend i need to go fix my truck then i'm off to a VW show at milan drag way 
effigy:
Enjoy the playtime! I plan to enjoy a lot of drink time over the next few days...Thanks for the B-day wishes!
YOUR HOROSCOPE FOR TODDAY
AQUARIUS!
There's travel in your future when your tongue freezes
to the back of a speeding bus
Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing Whack-A-
Mole 17 hours a day
PISCES!
Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos with the Ebola virus
You are the true Lord of the Dance, no matter what
those idiots at work say
ARIES!...
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AQUARIUS!
There's travel in your future when your tongue freezes
to the back of a speeding bus
Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing Whack-A-
Mole 17 hours a day
PISCES!
Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos with the Ebola virus
You are the true Lord of the Dance, no matter what
those idiots at work say
ARIES!...
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sinn666:
thanks! glad you liked the set!! you confused me with the fire thing though!!
shoegal:
hm. my roommate was a virgin before this guy, so maybe she thinks 5 minutes is good? i dont really know....i feel so old, like i'm surrounded by high schoolers...
Sorry for involved of that last two days. My computer is as moody as an pregant woman. and usaully doesn't let me online. it's pissing me off!! 
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sinn666:
you should link to my site!
The thoughts of lost love plague my mind
One in particular haunts me
If I write her will she write back?
My mind is in a contest battle.
Yes she will. No she will not.
Sometime I just want to give up
Quit looking for love and hatred
To remain alone forever and always
Has fate decided this for me?
In each life is thier...
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One in particular haunts me
If I write her will she write back?
My mind is in a contest battle.
Yes she will. No she will not.
Sometime I just want to give up
Quit looking for love and hatred
To remain alone forever and always
Has fate decided this for me?
In each life is thier...
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hangmansdaughte:
Girls are cunts.
Trust me.
Trust me.
mschrista:
its not my falt
did you have a good night you haven't been on for me to bug i miss ya
its not my falt
did you have a good night you haven't been on for me to bug i miss ya
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