Good Day all...... 
Well, well, well (said the man digging 3 holes), what a weekend... I finally found my liver when I awoke this morning (3pm), it was screaming "stop" as I poured black coffee onto it... Poor thing, I should give it a rest...
Friday was a very ineresting day... Woke up at 7am to my phone ringing, young Dohi Browncownowski ( the man who cooks chicken in a gas mask) was ringing to tell me to be at the airport in 2 hours, he was on his way......
.... That's when the drinking started.... ..
By 10am we had had our first Jack Daniels of the day and statred getting rowdy, We were slurring by 2pm when Mum came down to say hi and abosoultly SHITFACED by the time we had to go out at 7 or something like that.. The adventure out was interesting... A bunch of us had tickets to some god awful commercial crap radio station gig at the Capitol bar that we were all dreading untill we found out our drinks were free.. Then we had a great time...
We then headed to the Castle to see our friends band, The Usuals play... by then everyone was very messy. Dohi was running around with his dick out and saying bad things to young women, everyone was falling about, Owen, the lead for the band went crazy and jumped all over the stage smashing things like a rockstar, rest of the band joined in. Taxi with 3 drunken monkeys back to mine at about 3am for more jacks, 8am bed... 1pm wake up... eewwwww hangover and house that is filthy...
So it's now Saturday, I know I have the Horrorpops/Sg meet tonight, I feel sick and hungover... I can't even drink a coffee.. I stumble around all day, doing much of nothing, thinking about quite possibly partaking in the two finger salute and porcalin worship....getting late.. gotta get ready, struggle... _rob_ rings, says Horrorpops is sold out maybe, blah arse into gear, hangover still bad... Taxi ourselves to The Amplifier, everyone gets in easy... Meet some more fellow Perth SGer's: scaredofGirls, foolycooly, alita, missellie and cherryfuck.... consume more alcohol... woot I'm pissed again...Trying to behave, unlike the night before... Take some photos, Have a great night and good burgers...Taxi home, drink some more.... pass out again...
(SG Perth Hookup Photos in a file in pics)
Sunday 6pm wake up, OMG I feel dead and who put the dead monkey in my mouth... Bah, my door sounds like it's being beaten down, I can hear screams..."GET UP" "DRINK TIME"...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...... So I pour myself into the shower and some clothers and head out again... back of the van full of already drunk people, here we go again...
Get to the pub, there's about 50 people lined up waiting to get in.. Talk to bouncer, in our group walks straight away, few people pass a royal wave to the line
Well it only took 2 pints for the drinking urge to return.... and I onnly bought one drink before we got told it was all on the house.... That ended everything, pint after pint of beer, there was never under 4 ready to go on the table at a time.. and shots everywhere... drunken bar manager on the bar skulling tequila or something like that...Completely trashy drunk... Leave there head of to the Casino, more trashy drunk.. everyone very fucked...
Finally I am the one to make everyone leave...4am, me staggering, escorted by three security guards to the entrance
I was in fine form I tell ya 
Smashed my head out the front of the casino trying to score a piggy back.. forgot to hold on, went bacwards head first onto the road... OUCH... back to house more booze.... Can't remember passing out, or the taxi, or anything really after I hit my head....
Monday, awake........ eeeeewwwwwwwww, get up, still fucking pissed as.. pass out some more, can't sleep properly, feeling bad, oh so bad, help.... Someone offers me a jakcs and dry... I drink it... No, I don't want another... Hot and cold fever feelings, sweating so bad I soaked all my clothes and the couch... I was fucked...
Tuesday, hangover, wake up.. computer is fucked... Bah, finally fixed it, now it's wednesday... I feel kind of better, found my liver again.. Head still hurts tho and I got some nasty bruises but I had a great weekend.... I haven't been that slaughtered in ages... And I'll do it again damn you all....
Hope everyone else had fun... And hope all is well...
Well, well, well (said the man digging 3 holes), what a weekend... I finally found my liver when I awoke this morning (3pm), it was screaming "stop" as I poured black coffee onto it... Poor thing, I should give it a rest...
Friday was a very ineresting day... Woke up at 7am to my phone ringing, young Dohi Browncownowski ( the man who cooks chicken in a gas mask) was ringing to tell me to be at the airport in 2 hours, he was on his way......
.... That's when the drinking started.... ..
By 10am we had had our first Jack Daniels of the day and statred getting rowdy, We were slurring by 2pm when Mum came down to say hi and abosoultly SHITFACED by the time we had to go out at 7 or something like that.. The adventure out was interesting... A bunch of us had tickets to some god awful commercial crap radio station gig at the Capitol bar that we were all dreading untill we found out our drinks were free.. Then we had a great time...
We then headed to the Castle to see our friends band, The Usuals play... by then everyone was very messy. Dohi was running around with his dick out and saying bad things to young women, everyone was falling about, Owen, the lead for the band went crazy and jumped all over the stage smashing things like a rockstar, rest of the band joined in. Taxi with 3 drunken monkeys back to mine at about 3am for more jacks, 8am bed... 1pm wake up... eewwwww hangover and house that is filthy...
So it's now Saturday, I know I have the Horrorpops/Sg meet tonight, I feel sick and hungover... I can't even drink a coffee.. I stumble around all day, doing much of nothing, thinking about quite possibly partaking in the two finger salute and porcalin worship....getting late.. gotta get ready, struggle... _rob_ rings, says Horrorpops is sold out maybe, blah arse into gear, hangover still bad... Taxi ourselves to The Amplifier, everyone gets in easy... Meet some more fellow Perth SGer's: scaredofGirls, foolycooly, alita, missellie and cherryfuck.... consume more alcohol... woot I'm pissed again...Trying to behave, unlike the night before... Take some photos, Have a great night and good burgers...Taxi home, drink some more.... pass out again...
(SG Perth Hookup Photos in a file in pics)
Sunday 6pm wake up, OMG I feel dead and who put the dead monkey in my mouth... Bah, my door sounds like it's being beaten down, I can hear screams..."GET UP" "DRINK TIME"...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...... So I pour myself into the shower and some clothers and head out again... back of the van full of already drunk people, here we go again...
Get to the pub, there's about 50 people lined up waiting to get in.. Talk to bouncer, in our group walks straight away, few people pass a royal wave to the line
Well it only took 2 pints for the drinking urge to return.... and I onnly bought one drink before we got told it was all on the house.... That ended everything, pint after pint of beer, there was never under 4 ready to go on the table at a time.. and shots everywhere... drunken bar manager on the bar skulling tequila or something like that...Completely trashy drunk... Leave there head of to the Casino, more trashy drunk.. everyone very fucked...
Finally I am the one to make everyone leave...4am, me staggering, escorted by three security guards to the entrance
I was in fine form I tell ya
Smashed my head out the front of the casino trying to score a piggy back.. forgot to hold on, went bacwards head first onto the road... OUCH... back to house more booze.... Can't remember passing out, or the taxi, or anything really after I hit my head....
Monday, awake........ eeeeewwwwwwwww, get up, still fucking pissed as.. pass out some more, can't sleep properly, feeling bad, oh so bad, help.... Someone offers me a jakcs and dry... I drink it... No, I don't want another... Hot and cold fever feelings, sweating so bad I soaked all my clothes and the couch... I was fucked...
Tuesday, hangover, wake up.. computer is fucked... Bah, finally fixed it, now it's wednesday... I feel kind of better, found my liver again.. Head still hurts tho and I got some nasty bruises but I had a great weekend.... I haven't been that slaughtered in ages... And I'll do it again damn you all....
Hope everyone else had fun... And hope all is well...
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Hope you have a fine weekend. I saw that the Volcanics are playing the Amp on the 20th, but unfortunately I won't be in town. Make sure you head on down and tear some shit up, rock and roll style, ok?
Take care of that liver!!