I was thinking about the other day..and decided to write about it...it was really fucked up...but it turned out ok.....

I woke up, found out the bank thinking i owed them 100 bucks, and went downstairs. My dad and his g/f Judy had some new years party the night before, which I thankfully escaped. Me and my "almost step brother" Dan were watching the matrix on TV, whilst the random people that were staying over made strange noises and barked like sea lions. They wanted to go to a movie so I agreed to come along, thinking I'd end up doing nothing if I didn't. Before we left, I got a call from Sara telling me to come over, and a call from cosima saying that she wanted to hang out too. So half way through the movie i started feeling sick, giving me the perfect excuse to leave and go to Sara's house. When I got there, my head was ready to explode (migrain). I layed on her couch while her friends watched TV. Eventually it got better.

now for the shitty fun stuff......

I think this part would be best described in short, letting you interpret it any way you like....

We were hungry...we were going to jerry's....i backed out....and hit cosima's car.................

for all you who don't know, cosima is my best friend...she is my sister...she is my mother.....and i love her......and if we don't find love we are getting married when we are old and too ugly to find new love anymore.....yup yup

so there I am......laying my head on my steering wheel, waiting for cosima to come out and kill me........sara walked over and kept saying it was ok and stuff...then cosima came over.....she asked me if i hit her car...i said i think so...and she walked away....

so.....me being the loser pisces I am.....I started to cry....

cosima came back and hugged me and told me it was ok and that she likes the big fuckin dent cause it makes her car like tank girl and stuff...then sara started hugging me too...but i still felt horrible and kept crying....cause it wasn't like i just hurt her car..it was like i hurt her...and that felt the worst......

eventually we did all go to jerry's...where we saw the aftermath of a guy getting mugged in the bathroom...and I ate soup...

the end....

-Zeke