I always loved, even as a child, when my Holmes-boy (see? I can be funny sometimes!) would bend shit, and knock people and animals alike, the fuck out. But this is just travesty. Pure and adulterated. You people probably don't care; and I don't blame you. 19th century literary characters don't really show up on modern-day agendas, but this has been like my hero since I was 5 years old. The dude is bad ass. He revels in his snuff, his women, and his shady adventurous work. And is the most narcissistic prick you could meet, at times. Yet, he's always tied to his best bud, and better half, and his values, which I can relate to and respect----pretty much all the above.
So here's the thing. Holmes is always portrayed with some dignity, poise and grace. And his crazy moments shine through. That's what make the stories so interesting. I've been seeing a lot of advertisement for this new Sherlock Holmes movie. And I'll say this; to be positive: I like the idea. It's refreshing to get such a kick-ass character into the mainstream, so more people may dig up some old stories and learn about the true Sherlock Holmes. Plus, I absolutely love Robert Downey, Jr---in most everything he does. But....a big ol' Buddha BUT....
Sherlock Holmes isn't about explosions and unnecessary quips and corsets with heaving breasts and gratuitous bare knuckle boxing---all great when you're ruining the illustrious Sir Alan Moore. Please don't ruin another great work of literature by injecting 100cc's of steampunk sexiness.( WOOT ALLITERATION!) By all means, Mr. Ritchie, show us your take and your shared love for this character. I fuckin loved "Snatch!" and "Lock, Stock..." and It looks entertaining. Like I said, I'll find SOME refreshment in this. Just cause I'm nuts about Sherlock. And at least you're not going all hunting cap. (I don't know where that started, but it's just illogical.) Still, I don't think I'll like it.
So my contrived point in this whole mess is, pick up a book...even pick up the comic that's suppose to come out with this movie. And see this wonderful character from all angles. Not just RDJ. Hahaha, you KNOW I'm going to see this, regardless. I can't wait, what can I say? Might have to wait till I get back from St. Kitts --- so no late night premiere with an afterparty into the wee hours
But yea....I'm going. But it absolutely cannot compare to when I first saw a picture of Sherlock Fuckin' Holmes grabbing a fire poker that some behemoth of a man blatantly ruined and then just straightened it like it was silly putty, without breaking a sweat--I was hooked. The dude is Sam-Jackson-Grade-Bad-Motherfucker Material. And I'm glad they're giving him some edge--I really am. I just think they went a little overboard. We'll see...
So here's the thing. Holmes is always portrayed with some dignity, poise and grace. And his crazy moments shine through. That's what make the stories so interesting. I've been seeing a lot of advertisement for this new Sherlock Holmes movie. And I'll say this; to be positive: I like the idea. It's refreshing to get such a kick-ass character into the mainstream, so more people may dig up some old stories and learn about the true Sherlock Holmes. Plus, I absolutely love Robert Downey, Jr---in most everything he does. But....a big ol' Buddha BUT....
Sherlock Holmes isn't about explosions and unnecessary quips and corsets with heaving breasts and gratuitous bare knuckle boxing---all great when you're ruining the illustrious Sir Alan Moore. Please don't ruin another great work of literature by injecting 100cc's of steampunk sexiness.( WOOT ALLITERATION!) By all means, Mr. Ritchie, show us your take and your shared love for this character. I fuckin loved "Snatch!" and "Lock, Stock..." and It looks entertaining. Like I said, I'll find SOME refreshment in this. Just cause I'm nuts about Sherlock. And at least you're not going all hunting cap. (I don't know where that started, but it's just illogical.) Still, I don't think I'll like it.
So my contrived point in this whole mess is, pick up a book...even pick up the comic that's suppose to come out with this movie. And see this wonderful character from all angles. Not just RDJ. Hahaha, you KNOW I'm going to see this, regardless. I can't wait, what can I say? Might have to wait till I get back from St. Kitts --- so no late night premiere with an afterparty into the wee hours
But yea....I'm going. But it absolutely cannot compare to when I first saw a picture of Sherlock Fuckin' Holmes grabbing a fire poker that some behemoth of a man blatantly ruined and then just straightened it like it was silly putty, without breaking a sweat--I was hooked. The dude is Sam-Jackson-Grade-Bad-Motherfucker Material. And I'm glad they're giving him some edge--I really am. I just think they went a little overboard. We'll see...