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JESUS WAS A FUCKING METROSEXUAL!!
Everytime Jesus got ready to fuck.. I bet he was like: "Let us pray.. to me.. about how godly I really am." Fucking metro-sexuals make me sick.. grow a fucking cock and some fucking balls, then go fuck yourself with them, fucking faggot.

Peace,
Fucking Drunken Paul
deckwreck:
bwahahahaha...
where the fuck did THAT come from?

and to whom are you refering?
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Last night rocked. First off.. I hadn't slept in two days, so I was just entering that first stage of delerium.. when its all still just fun and games. I went down to party at Deckwreck and Suprpkl's new apartment. It started out pretty slow, and I was only drinking moderately. Taking into account I had to work in the morning, was low on...
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deckwreck:
man, i'm sorry i missed THAT.
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Well... after getting home from work today, and paying my rent (yes!), my neighbor runs outside and informs me that her roommate, Fatty, has done been kicked the fuck out. Seems that Fatty hadn't paid her rent in two months, and hid the eviction notices from my neighbor, Beth. Obviously Beth is pissed. So she not only gives her permission, but encourages me to go...
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vladdic:
Hrm.. no way to look cool here.. shit. Well.. uhh.. you, Ronnie, and Mr. Smirnoff wouldn't leave me alone until I went to go mess with her... so if my dick ends up randomly falling off because of her, you are partly to blame, asshole.
deckwreck:
nah man, brandon was there, and i assume he encouraged the kid to express his latent homosexual tendencies. this was jsut some fuck from emerils.