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Mardi Gras.. 5 days. Everyone promise to beat deckwreck if he even TRIES to get out of it. Which I bet he will.. HE JUST CAN'T HANG!

On a sidenote.. having an erection for 36 hours seems.. painful.

Lesbians can't drink.. part 2. wow.. this probably won't even be as coherent as the last.. very.. incoherent one. Why? We won't get into that!

So where was I? Fuck.. where WAS I? Oh yeah! Dumb cunt fucks up a kartwheel.. and fucks herself up... buwahaha. Okie doke. So this bitch lying on the floor moaning about how bad her leg hurts. I TOTTALLY KNOW...
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Well, the other night I went over to a lesbian co-workers house to teach the next generation of hooligans how to drink. Now I went into this party knowing that no one there would be on my... level. But just how out of their league I was, was quickly made apparent.

This girl moved to my apartment complex about a week ago, and was having...
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*tries to think of coherent update about last night's party before work* *fails* Perhaps later.

A 12 pack a day keeps the doctor away. But jesus, my head hurts.

Holy fucking hangover Batman. Partied for the first time since my birthday last night. Was my buddies bday. Nothing big, small crowd. To make up for this, I decided to get completely blackout drunk. Supposedly I ended up in the tub with lots of vomit on me. Wee! Then walked home about 30 minutes after being put there. I was pretty confused when I woke...
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Some people just blow things way out of proportion. The cops are invovled, whoops. I think it will be okay, but things are kinda fucked up right now.

Fuck.. "I'm drunk, but right now I'm so in love with you." FUCK! Hot drunk girl on couch.. goddamnit. Must.. not.. but.. want to.. FUCK!

Fuck.. I'm hungover.. fuck... work is gonna be fun.

It always amazes me how many 40s pile up in my room after only 3 days of not going out...

Oh fuck. We fucked up last night. Bamboo Laua went fine.. the party afterwords.. didn''t. Ronnie's birthday is coming up and this is week of celebration. I was trying hard as fuck to get my man laid. One chick was semi-digging on him, sadly she was occupied by some douche bag. I went to great lengths to get her away. I went up to the...
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