vladdic

Last night I got drunk and pissed of friends of friends.. which my friends thought was hilarious. The problem is.. well.. I get drunk.. and I forget girl's names. I'm a very shy person.. and don't want to ask again (yeah.. thats it). So I just refer to them as A) bitch B) cunt C) shit bitch cunt whore. Now normally.. I'm very respectful towards women (haha) but if bitches don't know me, they tend to take my substitutions for their names.. very seriously. Infact, it tends to upset them. Plus, their boyfriends never understand =(.

Tangent: One time I was out partying with deckwreck and our friend Ronnie.. and Ronnie's ex-girlfriend was there.. actually.. I think it was her party. Ronnie convinced me (it wasn't hard) to go off on her. It was classic.. the whole room went silent as I stumbled towards her proceeded to accuse of incestous habits with her (I learned this later) dead father. Her Ninja Master boyfriend just watched in some sort of sick fascination (we are friends now, he realizes I was right in destroying her ego and forcing her to consider suicide). My friends grab me and are like.. "We need to go.. NOW." We ran out the door before the shock wore off so they couldn't collectively beat my ass. I'm so awesome sometimes.

The End.

P.S. I was informed that I wasn't aloud to go into this girl's hosue because someone told them about my love for pissing on nice things that don't belong to me while drunk.