I went four nights without drinking. God I was bored. The sad thing is, I really didn't even have a reason to go four nights without booze. It just kind of happend. I rectified the sitution on friday night. Sadly the party was UNGODLY lame. I tried to make it cooler by downing obscene amounts of jager... but to no avail.
I ended up back at Deck/Knifefight's so drunk that Ronnie had to assist me in taking more shots. I tried to turn down his help, but wisely accepted after staring at the shot of jager in my hand for 30 seconds or so.. then promptly dropping it on the floor. With Ronnie's help, I managed to go into work at 1 the next day still sloshed. Thank god my coworkers find me amusing when I'm still hammered from the night before, or I would be out of a job.
I ended up back at Deck/Knifefight's so drunk that Ronnie had to assist me in taking more shots. I tried to turn down his help, but wisely accepted after staring at the shot of jager in my hand for 30 seconds or so.. then promptly dropping it on the floor. With Ronnie's help, I managed to go into work at 1 the next day still sloshed. Thank god my coworkers find me amusing when I'm still hammered from the night before, or I would be out of a job.
Ok. For 2 people, a 750ml Bottle of Johnny Walker Black or a bottle of Jim Beam works best. So 750ml/couple. You will also need a twelve pack of your favorite brew also chilled , for after the "mainlining".
The bottle are thrown in the freezer to chill. While the ambrosia chills, you drink sociably and whatnot....enuff to loosen up...not enuff to get sloshed....(although if you get sloshed, hillarity can ensue, from what others tell me...personally, i couldn't tell ya
Once chilled, You tilt your head back, open your throat, have the other person pour half the bottle in you. Then you do the same for the other colleague. Then you Haul the 12 pack with you to that lame party everyone doesnt want to go to but go anyway or to go see your bud's hardcore band play. And I'll be damned if by the next day, people aren't talking about how you "livened up the party", "pissed the partythrowers off", "hollered obscene catcalls to every girl there"...basically good natured fun.
Note: I have tried this with a Handle of Jim Beam.....I only tried this once....lets just say that a $3500 School Property damage bill was charged to the whole floor that year....everyone knew who had done it...but no one told.
College was fun!