Tuesday Jul 13, 2004

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Today at work I crucified a stuffed monkey and acted like I was fucking it from behind, all the while telling my coworker that jesus was a fag and was loving my cock in his butt. He was highly offended. I'm such an asshole.

Speaking of assholes, if you haven't seen Tucker Max's page, you are missing out. This man is fucking hilarious.
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deckwreck:
I think he looks like Jesse Heath. Which is what made it even more weird.
mcbane13:
HA!

Chthulu Bless your soul!

wish you had video so i could see your coworker's expression...

ARRR!!!

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