Oh fuck.. I'm soo drunk. Fucking A mate. David Bowie rocks. Umm.. I came within an inch of my life of getting killed last night.. that makes sense... fuck.. no it kinda doesn't.. durr.. I correct later.. actually I probably won't... fuck you I rule.
Duur... my buddy Ronnie and I were parttyinnng slast night.. and his X'o doom was there.. and her new boyfriend.. who is one of Ronnie's good friends.. well.. her now boyfriend is like.. a hardcore badass or something ... he could snap me like a twig basically yo.
Durrr.. I got really smashed.. and went and st arted talking shit to the bitch.. my dumabss didn't realize her new boyfriend was right behind me..
He tapped me on the shoulder.. and told me I needed to shut the fuck up.. we got out of there with the quickness.. good I'm fucked. Damnit.. now I have to go to work.. fuck!
Duur... my buddy Ronnie and I were parttyinnng slast night.. and his X'o doom was there.. and her new boyfriend.. who is one of Ronnie's good friends.. well.. her now boyfriend is like.. a hardcore badass or something ... he could snap me like a twig basically yo.
Durrr.. I got really smashed.. and went and st arted talking shit to the bitch.. my dumabss didn't realize her new boyfriend was right behind me..
He tapped me on the shoulder.. and told me I needed to shut the fuck up.. we got out of there with the quickness.. good I'm fucked. Damnit.. now I have to go to work.. fuck!
deckwreck:
I would just like to reiterate that you are a fucking idiot.