Holy motherfucking hangover Batman!
Jesus.. you could use the pounding in my head to replace a fucking jackhammer. I think this is possibly the most hungover I have ever been. A new personal best if you will.
Last night was pretty cool, got to meet Vanslux and Wyspurr, both of whom rock. Deckwreck was a fucking pussy and only took like one shot with me. I think I need to learn to control my mouth around people I don't know. I called some supid bitch a spupid bitch.. and she took offense to it. She got herself in a tizzy, so I finally just told her fo fucking slap me and calm the fuck down. She did.. hard. Then some dude who was trying to get in her pants starting giving me shit. I told him to either step outside with me, or fuck off. He fucked off. Before this, I had threatened to kill someone by shoving their balls down their throat, after he broke a bottle of my vodka. I poured some beer on his head, then he poured a lot more on mine. This sent me into a berserker rage that would of ended his life had my friend's not intervened. I saw him later and apologized, then took a shot with him.
apparently I'm in a gang. I don't really understand myself, but dumping that beer on above mentioned guy's head earned me some 'street credit' and this guy said I was in his gang now.. my gang name being Lead (as in the metal). Besides the inane amount of alcohol that went down my throat, nothing else of note happend. I'm going to crawl back to my bed now... maybe stopping at the toilet to vomit some more.
Jesus.. you could use the pounding in my head to replace a fucking jackhammer. I think this is possibly the most hungover I have ever been. A new personal best if you will.
Last night was pretty cool, got to meet Vanslux and Wyspurr, both of whom rock. Deckwreck was a fucking pussy and only took like one shot with me. I think I need to learn to control my mouth around people I don't know. I called some supid bitch a spupid bitch.. and she took offense to it. She got herself in a tizzy, so I finally just told her fo fucking slap me and calm the fuck down. She did.. hard. Then some dude who was trying to get in her pants starting giving me shit. I told him to either step outside with me, or fuck off. He fucked off. Before this, I had threatened to kill someone by shoving their balls down their throat, after he broke a bottle of my vodka. I poured some beer on his head, then he poured a lot more on mine. This sent me into a berserker rage that would of ended his life had my friend's not intervened. I saw him later and apologized, then took a shot with him.
apparently I'm in a gang. I don't really understand myself, but dumping that beer on above mentioned guy's head earned me some 'street credit' and this guy said I was in his gang now.. my gang name being Lead (as in the metal). Besides the inane amount of alcohol that went down my throat, nothing else of note happend. I'm going to crawl back to my bed now... maybe stopping at the toilet to vomit some more.
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deckwreck:
Yeah, she was hot though. And anyway, she wanted none of me; Kyle was the one who got her number.
deckwreck:
Foiled! Boyfriend! Dammit!