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vladdic

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Friday Feb 20, 2004

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Damn my completely fucked sleeping patern. I pass the fuck out around 1 from being so drunk.. then wake up around 6, not being able to sleep. Of course I'll start getting tired again around 9.. goddamnit.

So I was drinking at my neighbor's Beth apartment last night. My buddy was other there, as was one of Beth's friends. She is moderately hot.. if you were to paper bag the face, be in a dark room, or hit it from behind. She is also a whore that I don't think I could bring myself to touch with a ten foot pole. She is a fucking light weight, and after one game of Circle of Death.. she is fucked. I keep on with my usual antics: talking shit and calling her a whore.. when my buddy (he'll remain nameless as not to start shit with mutual friends) goes over to her and starts pulling the "Are you okay?" "Let me stroke your hair to make you feel better." bullshit-type game.
This bothers me. I'm all about going out, getting drunk as piss, then fucking some random, or not-so-random, bitch... but to intentionally start hitting on some girl who is all but passed out drunk.. this is wrong. When I first started getting to know this kid.. there was an incident where some girl that he slepted with/messed around with (no fucking) claimed that his attention was completely unwanted. I took this to be bullshit because I didn't think my buddy would do something like that. I figured the bitch had gotten smashed, started hitting on him, and then gotten slightly upset when she woke up and realized what had happend (she is one of those princess type bitches). Now I'm not so sure.
Anyway, back to our present dilema. Its starting to get kinda bad, he stroking her hair, whispering sweet nothings in her ear, yadda yadda ya. I pull him aside, and ask what the fuck is he doing. He gets this dejected look on his face, and tries to act like he is just playing the role of the 'nice guy'. I tell him I'm going to be pissed if he messes around with her in the state she is, then storm back over to my apartment.. make some drunken comment on deckwreck's journal, then promptly pass the fuck out. Hopefully nothing happened.. bleh.

The moral of this story: Bitches, never trust the 'nice guy' (unless he is queer). He is just trying to get his slimey little hands down your pants. Instead, pay more attention to the asshole (me for instance). He may make you feel kinda dirty, but he'll always make his intentions clear, and won't take advantage of you.

Thank you, that is all.
deckwreck:
HA!
ok, you gotta tell me who this is. just use our convenient alias system.

and i swear to god, if you ever piss on anything or anyone in my apartment again, it will be the last time you are able to do so without a catheter.
Feb 20, 2004
deckwreck:
you threw jarred's mudvayne hat off the porch!
Feb 22, 2004

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