vladdic

So last night I'm getting krunk with my buddy Ronnie, at his place. I'm talking shit, drinking lots of Coors and Smirnoff. And then something happens, something that almost always happen's at Ronnie's: I get pissed about something stupid.. then I walk home. its about a mile or two from his apartment to mine.

Well I'm walking home, and I'm drunk as piss, and I decide to take a little nap on the sidewalk, just a little one mind you. A couple cars drive by, and after about five minutes, I decide its time to resume my journey home. I'm walking, minding my own business, when a cop pulls up to me.
Me: Hulllllo Ossifer!
Cop: You seen anyone laying down on the sidewalk?
Me: Duuur.. no.
Cop: You sure?
Me: Duuuuur.. yeah.
Cop: You wait here.
So I wait a minute or so, and he comes back.
Cop: Where you coming from, boy?
Me: Duuur.. Grey Goose apartments.
Cop: Grey Goose? You mean Grey Field
Me: Uhh.. yeah.. Grey Goose.. I mean Field.
Cop: Alright.. go ahead and get home.
I walk up to the corner, and am turning onto my street, where there is ANOTHER cop, and a fucking fire engine. Why is there a fucking fire engine looking for somebody sleeping on the sidewalk, I don't know. But they followed me home. I thought about asking for a ride.. but me being in the back of a cop car brings back some unpleasant memories.. so I decided to walk. Then I knocked on my neighbors door.. at like 3 in the morning.. She was doing arts and crafts. We decided to go to WaHo.. it was yummy. The End.