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Well... after getting home from work today, and paying my rent (yes!), my neighbor runs outside and informs me that her roommate, Fatty, has done been kicked the fuck out. Seems that Fatty hadn't paid her rent in two months, and hid the eviction notices from my neighbor, Beth. Obviously Beth is pissed. So she not only gives her permission, but encourages me to go piss on Fatty's things. I explain that while I could do this, it wouldn't be that great considering how I don't really need to piss at said time. So I run and down three beers real quick, and unleash all over Fatty's matress and clothes. I also promised to eat taco bell and eat laxitives tomorrow and explode all over Fatty's room.

Have an annoying roommate or just someone you hate in general? For a case of beer Paul will glady piss all over their things. For a bottle of vodka, he might just piss on them, depending upon how big they are.

The moral of this story: if you don't live in a state that has Waffle House.. you fucking suck.