vladdic:
me and my mullet
The mullet.. is gone. However, I'm still humming "Who's got the Mullet?" by Me. I kind of miss it. I was really getting in touch with my white trash roots (my dad had an el camino sitting in our driveway on blocks for 14 years). Pics are coming soon though. Sadly, they are all from picture phones, but we got some good ones. Especially the...
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So last night at deckwreck and knifefight's... I got real drunk and decided to shave my head. My buddy brandon got deckwreck's clippers and went to work. He decided it would be good to shave my head into a mullet, and me prance around with that all night, then shave the rest in the morning. I concurred. The only problem is.. its the morning.....
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deckwreck:
It is currently more than 24 hours after Vladdic was given the mullet, and he has yet to cut it off.
tygertyger:
Best journal entry ever.
Odd story how I found it, though.
Odd story how I found it, though.
My neighbor rocks, and I'm a horrible person
So its 1am, and I'm bored. I walk over to my next door neighbor's apartment (Beth), and the door is wide open. I guess with as much booze in her freezer as she had, she was just waiting for me to show up.
There are two guys there who I've never seen before, which is odd because...
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So its 1am, and I'm bored. I walk over to my next door neighbor's apartment (Beth), and the door is wide open. I guess with as much booze in her freezer as she had, she was just waiting for me to show up.
There are two guys there who I've never seen before, which is odd because...
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deckwreck:
Wow.
You realize we've been on spring break for 3 days now, and you have yet to party with us? And nothing crazy has really happened to me yet; that weird guy with Megan doesn't count because I was not feeling mean enough to do anything but a passive cockblock.
You realize we've been on spring break for 3 days now, and you have yet to party with us? And nothing crazy has really happened to me yet; that weird guy with Megan doesn't count because I was not feeling mean enough to do anything but a passive cockblock.
Last night.. I did my duty and got our countries finest some booty. More to come... if I survive work.
"Its your patriotic duty to give this man some booty, bitch!"
"Its your patriotic duty to give this man some booty, bitch!"
deckwreck:
Whaaaaaaat?
Oh man I gotta hear this...
Oh man I gotta hear this...
*clutches stomach and tries not to vomit* Last night was pretty fun. Nothing all that eventful happend, but a good time none the less. Started out at my buddy's Ben party, whom I haven't seen in ages. So many fucking people there. I randomly found out Ben is dating one of my ex-girlfriends. We parted on good terms, and Ben is dating her for the...
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deckwreck:
Bwahahahahahahahaha!
Which ex? Nicole?
Which ex? Nicole?
Went and got trashed at deckwreck and knifefight last night. All you people that said you were going to show up, then didn't fucking suck and should be shot. Anyway, I didn't really plan on drinking that much. I had been up for over 48 hours, had two slices of pizza in the past 2 days, and had to work in the morning. Whenever I...
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deckwreck:
So it looks like I'm going to be laying on my apartment flor drunk the entire week of spring break. it also looks like Knifefight, Kyle, and Catie and Alison will be joining me. You in?!
deckwreck:
Well, she will be in school. High school, remember?
Plus, shes pissed at me for some fucking stupid reason, so i doubt she'll be around much for a while. She can have fun with the assorted douchebags she hangs out with.
Plus, shes pissed at me for some fucking stupid reason, so i doubt she'll be around much for a while. She can have fun with the assorted douchebags she hangs out with.
Damn my completely fucked sleeping patern. I pass the fuck out around 1 from being so drunk.. then wake up around 6, not being able to sleep. Of course I'll start getting tired again around 9.. goddamnit.
So I was drinking at my neighbor's Beth apartment last night. My buddy was other there, as was one of Beth's friends. She is moderately hot.. if you...
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So I was drinking at my neighbor's Beth apartment last night. My buddy was other there, as was one of Beth's friends. She is moderately hot.. if you...
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deckwreck:
HA!
ok, you gotta tell me who this is. just use our convenient alias system.
and i swear to god, if you ever piss on anything or anyone in my apartment again, it will be the last time you are able to do so without a catheter.
ok, you gotta tell me who this is. just use our convenient alias system.
and i swear to god, if you ever piss on anything or anyone in my apartment again, it will be the last time you are able to do so without a catheter.
deckwreck:
you threw jarred's mudvayne hat off the porch!
Sadly.. the fake journal that Crazy Mike wrote for me was deleted when he found how amusing I found it.. on the bright side I saved it! Yay me! Here.. for your enjoyment:
10:09 am - today is for you fucking trendy gothic shitheads...
Paul, this go out to you...
mr. vladdic who I name this journal after, you are a fucking joke... and for...
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10:09 am - today is for you fucking trendy gothic shitheads...
Paul, this go out to you...
mr. vladdic who I name this journal after, you are a fucking joke... and for...
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deckwreck:
damn you's a drunk bitch!
monday night is an against me! show in athens.
monday night is an against me! show in athens.
vladdic:
Eww.. damn your crap music.
Wow.. this is the funniest shit I've seen in a while. Recently, due to extreme boredom and lack of anything better to do, I went to go register for a livejournal account, so I could read some of my buddies 'friends only' bullshit entries. Here is what I found: enjoy. This would be the work of 'Crazy' Mike. I have to say, this is a...
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vladdic:
No.. that fucker DIDN'T pay. Ask Ronnie. He tried to hustle both of us. Ronnie was telling me to calm down because I was going to kick the shit out of him, and Ronnie even offered to give me the cash the shit head owed me, just to keep the peace. I called you once, then I think I pocket dialed you a shit load of times.. I think.. very hazy.
The journal was Crazy Mike.. you know the cocksucker that cut himself with a knife across the chest at one of my parties? Friends with Austin and Andy.
The journal was Crazy Mike.. you know the cocksucker that cut himself with a knife across the chest at one of my parties? Friends with Austin and Andy.
deckwreck:
no, i didn't really get any ass, but i'll tell you about it later.
[Edited on Feb 16, 2004 9:16AM]
[Edited on Feb 16, 2004 9:16AM]
So last night I'm getting krunk with my buddy Ronnie, at his place. I'm talking shit, drinking lots of Coors and Smirnoff. And then something happens, something that almost always happen's at Ronnie's: I get pissed about something stupid.. then I walk home. its about a mile or two from his apartment to mine.
Well I'm walking home, and I'm drunk as piss, and I...
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flux:
That story was very moving.
JESUS WAS A FUCKING METROSEXUAL!!
Everytime Jesus got ready to fuck.. I bet he was like: "Let us pray.. to me.. about how godly I really am." Fucking metro-sexuals make me sick.. grow a fucking cock and some fucking balls, then go fuck yourself with them, fucking faggot.
Peace,
Fucking Drunken Paul
Everytime Jesus got ready to fuck.. I bet he was like: "Let us pray.. to me.. about how godly I really am." Fucking metro-sexuals make me sick.. grow a fucking cock and some fucking balls, then go fuck yourself with them, fucking faggot.
Peace,
Fucking Drunken Paul
deckwreck:
bwahahahaha...
where the fuck did THAT come from?
and to whom are you refering?
where the fuck did THAT come from?
and to whom are you refering?