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Wednesday May 03, 2006

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the rest of the best..

#4 DANI

'Dani from Cradle of Filth comes in 4th only because he is so incredibly gay. First of all, there is no black metal band that has sold out quite like Cradle of Filth. Secondly, there is no other black metal band that loves to have pictures taken of them as much as Cradle of Filth. And lastly, Dani always has to be doing something stupid and/or gay in virtually all of the band photos. Why? Well, he's obviously watched Interview With a Vampire one too many times. The theatrics just need to stop. This is one of his few un-photoshopped pics. STOP IT! Also, Cradle of Filth is from Helsinki, Sweden.'

#3 IMMORTAL

'What exactly is going on here? Is this the new WWF tag-team? Demonaz looks like he's ready to swan-dive off the turnbuckle. And what is that leather guard holding his gut in? He's been drinking too much Smirnoff Ice (That's what they drink backstage by the way). Abbath looks like he just saw the fucking boogey man and doesnt know whether to run or stay and shit his pants.'

#2 IMMORTAL (again)

'Immortal take the number two spot with this pic, and for good reason. LOOK AT THOSE FUCKING SHIN GUARDS! Since when did Satan have his own ice hockey team? Horgh wins #2 for the evil goalie look. But that's not all. What about Abbath's weapon!? What the fuck is that? It looks more like the Bat Signal than an axe. I just don't know what to think actually. Last, but not least, is Iscariah. The leather pants. The chainmail. The belt that turns said chainmail into a skirt. Ask Jonny, but I think Bennett developed that look in Commando. The only reason why this photo didn't make #1 is because of the lack of taxidermy.'

#1 SATYRICON (NEMESIS DEVINA)

'This is the most ridiculous black metal pic for three reasons. One, the stuffed eagle. C'mon guys, you're not fooling anyone. Two, Nocturno Culto, who is notorious for taking tacky black metal pics. And three, for Frost's homemade arm bands complete with 10" carpentry nails. Seriously, it looks like he punched a fucking porcupine to death. Not to mention his tight spandex pants. That's not very black metal. Or maybe it is...'


that's about it. i found another top 10 list and i'll post some of those. holy shit, i love bad black metal.

black metal is all about pudding. amy, sorry, but you're wrong on this one.
well, that and burning a church or two down.

have fun kids.
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basurablanca:
Sounds like you are ready for the rock my friend.

Your punk ass better not flake on us tonight. Amy and I are going to be there, but we probably won't make it untill around 9pm. I won't be able to get on SG for the rest of the day so call me if you need anything.
May 8, 2006
the_other_keith:
stupid keith, if you want to talk to him, i'm at 'the_other_keith' now. but that's only temporary. yeah, live with it punk!
May 8, 2006

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