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Okay. Two days off work. I think I'll leave the island for the day tomorrow for a break. This restaurant promotion is killing me.

We hosted another restaurant's staff party last night, so because I'm bar I worked really late. Serving servers is usually a pleasure. They did however, LOVE the chocolate martinis. I really hate making those.

I smashed glasses in the bar on...
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I now have ten gauge earlobes.

I'm on a split shift and have to go back in a half hour. I think I should just set up a sleeping bag there. Then I don't have to inerrupt work for any of this going home bullshit.

but...

FUCKIN' RIGHTS!! I have tickets to the fucking PIXIES in April!! I win!

In the next couple of months...
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I'm sitting here, trying to stretch my earlobes. I'm trying to do it SLOWLY because I tend to scar. There is something very zen about it. Sitting here with steady pressure on the tapers.I keep lubing them up with this fancy ass lube from the Rubber Rainbow. It cracks me up because it is in a pump bottle too huge to put in my drawer,...
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I need to wear a sign at all times. I need to wear a sign that reads, "Do not feed drugs to this girl under any circumstances!"

I only started on fight last night. That's pretty good when I drink gin. When I turn a boy down, he needs to NOT push the issue. He especially needs to not slap my ass, as I will...
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It is 2 am. I just worked three shifts in a row. You know when you're on your feet so much, you strain your big toes, and every step hurts like a bitch? Then again maybe I just walk funny. I have to work every day this week. Super.

I think I might have pinkeye. I look like a demon from a horror movie.

I...
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I work in a fine dining establishment. At the end of the night, I flounced back into the lounge, put techno on the stereo, turned it up, and yelled across the bar to the other server, "Hi muffin! Is everyone gone now?" He stared at me hard, and I looked. A couple were still in the corner drinking wine. Now, It's not like I shit...
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I did something very embarrassing at work tonight. I...I can't talk about it.

I went skateboarding drunk last night. Don't do it. I have no skin.

I named my martini the Nymphet.

My roomie got her coat back, with the wallet and key still in the pocket. The lining is gone and the coat was in the middle of the street in Esquampton, but she got it back. They guy who called her was sketchy and probably the thief. That;s fine. I actually really respect thieves that want the money but...
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It is three thirty AM. My roomie just had her coat stolen from under the seat she was on at the bar. I REALLY REALLY FUCKING HATE THAT SHIT. It was her only coat, a three hundred dollar Columbia with her wallet, ID, and only car key. There was no money. She cannot afford another coat like that. It was such a huge loss to...
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I'm told the only concrete thing that university teaches us is self discipline and time management, and that the nature of the degree is secondary.

Well I haven't learned any fucking time management yet. It is midnight and I'm sitting down to a dirty little chem lab that will take me at least six hours. It is due at eight AM. My life is so...
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I wonder if a horse, a dog, a cat, chickens, canaries, fish, a bunny, a cavy, and a lizard are too many animals for one girl. My roomie won't let me get the tarantula anymore . She is afraid it will get out and bite the baby.