vixenvena

...a friend of mine is wallpapering with the coolest thing ever ...he's been collecting the "LOST" posters around various places and taping them up on his wall ...my favorite is "Lost Boyfriend" ...the girl describes her boyfriend and says if you've seen him tell him she loves him ...that is the most awesome thing to post to an ex ...though creepy ...thouroughly creepy

...he has a lot of "Lost Dogs" and "Lost Cats" and a number of "Lost Birds" ...recovering a lost bird seems unrealistic

...i thought of some cool posters:

"Lost 40lbs. It disappeared slowly over the course of several months. It must be collecting somewhere. If you see it, please call xxx-xxx-xxxx. It looks: disgusting." .
...with a picture of lard of course

"Lost Virginity. Taken by a tall, dark, handsome stranger. If you see him, please tell him to give it back."

"REWARD. Lost Soul. Moved to New York. Lost somewhere on the way from Canada. Please return to: Miss CrabApple. SucksAss Street. New York, NY"

...here's one for me
"Lost: MOTIVATION. It's highly energetic, has a lot of staying power, makes the impossible possible. Cannot function without it. Such aggrevation. Please call (xxx)-xxx-xxxx if found."

...okay so I'm kinda lame ...it's just too cool