B/H: What is your favorite dirty joke?

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#renfairemode

nay, consider a toast over a jest!

Here's to the stork, who brings the good babies.

Here's to the raven, who brings the bad babies.

And here's to the swallow. Who brings NO BABIES.

@MISSY @PENNY @EIRENNE @LUST

#bloghomework


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vivianbliss:
@fredhincanada I ugly laughed 🤣🤣 and same for you @wizard0!
scorpiontim87:
The queen of England visited a hospital in the US to get a idea of how the medical system is in the US and perhaps use our knowledge in the UK. The head doctor gives her the gran tour, he tells her about some of the patients and what they are doing to treat them. Well about 20 minutes goes by and they walk past a room and a patient is jerking off, like he’s got a grip and the queen sees this and just goes off “WHAT IN THE WORLD IS GOING ON IN THIS BLOODY PLACE?!!” The doctor calmly says “Well your majesty, this man has a condition we’re his testicles build up a lot of Superman’s if he does not ejaculate, he can die.” The queen apologizes for not knowing what was going on. About an hour into the tour they come across another patient’s room and a nurse is giving a patient a blowjob. This time the queen really freaks out “OK SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?! WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE DO YOU HAVE WORKING HERE?!” Again the doctor calmly speaks “Remember the patient we saw earlier? Well this gentleman has the same problem, however…. He has better medical insurance” 🤣🤣🤣

I got to spend an afternoon in a botanical garden on vacation 🌼🌼🌼

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I have a handful more photos of me hanging out with the plants and the flowers. Would you like to see them? 🥰🌼🌳

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luvbug91:
I would love to see more photos of you among the amazing plants and flowers!  Your beauty naturally enhances the garden landscape leaving only happiness…
vivianbliss:
you are both truly the best. 🥰🥰 more is on its way, don't worry! @ajsul @luvbug91

B/H: What does Pride 🌈 mean to you?

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oh you've no idea how hard this is to answer. I've even been trying to think about it for a week, with no luck lol.

let's see if I can do my best.

Pride to me means feeling comfortable in your true self, and knowing nothing is wrong with you and you're not broken. Pride means facing the world's hatred of all things different right
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vivianbliss:
@ajsul 🥰🥰 that means quite a lot. 😌 thank you!!
vivianbliss:
@luvbug91 awwhh hon 🥹🥹 thank you!! hearing that really means a lot to me 🥰 I'm so glad this was so well received

I'm home from vacation! I'm so exhausted - but I had an amazing time!

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I hope to catch up with everything soon! 🤗

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ferkixlll:
Why there's work, to have a place to rest up from Vacation 😉😉.
vivianbliss:
@ferkixlll ugh tell me about it lmao 🙃

beach day? beach day. 🌞🌞🌞

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vivianbliss:
😘😘😘 had to make the video worth watching. 🥰 @luvbug91 @fredhincanada
vivianbliss:
it was as lovely of a time as it looked!! I walked up and down those waves at least once a day while I was there. @kingofcool @elixic @thekinkywitch @adam_bovary @luvbug91 @fredhincanada @heltyna @lawrence76

on a week long beach vacation 😎😎

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so it might take me a little longer than usual to reply and respond 😘😘


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skisby:
@vivianbliss d’oh! The curse of the fair! Happy you still managed to enjoy yourself.
vivianbliss:
@skisby I did indeed, despite the pain lol!! just alas, I didn't get to milk the opportunity for photos.

okay, storytime -

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so you know how my and @mirameow's debut sets came out at the same time, back to back? (Beginnings & Midnight Seduction)

well, funny story. in just under three weeks (on July 12th, if I'm not mistaken), our second sets are coming out - again, back to back, one right after the other. (Spring Blossoms & Sweet Lollipop)

I mean, what
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hotdoguk:
@vivianbliss 2 & 1/2 weeks - I have my countdown planner x
jacleric:
@vivianbliss if it happens a 3rd time?  That is a SPELL.  That means you were sisters in another life.  I'll stay tuned  ;-}>

would you take me out on a date? 🥰

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where would you take me? what would you like to do? 🥰😘🥰

p.s. ladies - this question is aimed at you as well. ❤️💛💙

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vivianbliss:
@arseniccookie LOL alas! I usually just eat around those two things. 😂 but it makes for lots of options for personal home dinners! 🥰
ajsul:
@vivianbliss "Two Out of Three Ain't Bad"😘

B/H: Do you play a musical instrument? 🎸🎷🥁 🎺🎻

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An instrument in the traditional sense? No, I don't.

Maybe I used to play the piano as a child, and was actually fairly good at it until my family and I moved away from my favorite piano instructor.

Maybe I was in a choir for several years out of high school, and my voice counted as my instrument for a while.

These days though? I'm
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bayharbourbutcha:
@vivianbliss I’m tempted to learn to play again. I have considered buying a keyboard or guitar and just giving it a go… I would have used the lockdown to do it but I was one of a few at my job that worked continuously through COVID.
vivianbliss:
@bayharbourbutcha no I feel that, just about everyone I know still had to work during lockdown, so there really wasn't much free time. now's just as good of a time though! you totally should try again!
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