Ive been waiting to bring this up because I didnt want to blow your minds too quickly but Im feeling like perhaps the SG world can cope with what Im about to present...
LIL VIVAS THEORY OF EMO-LUTION!!!!
Thats right EMO-LUTION!!!
The theory states that all human societies evolve towards the state that we currently know as Emo and then self destruct as life really doesnt matter anyway (sniffle) and lets face it Emo people are just too emotional to deal with creatins
Example #1
Aknaton was Emo.
Thats right king tuts dad was Emo. Of course they ddint have the technology for Emo glasses in ancient egypt so weve had our artistsrecreat his visage.
As far as I can tell Aknaton was the first historic emo figure of great importance and of course he was rejected and ridiculed like his emo brethern of the present. Check out how he wasnt afraid to represent himself as being fem. Fem is hot and Aknaton want afraid to put on some eyeliner and some girl jeans to show off his hotness!!
Aknaton changed his name and his whole countrys religion because he had a dream.
How artsy!!!
He offered them the sun to worship.
THE SUN MAN!!!
If him being rejected for that doesnt show how the world is unfair then I dont know what would!
Aknaton, like our current emo friends, had a hot girl even though he was loopy.
Why?? Because hes more highly evolved!!!
Duh!!!
Of course the most Emo thing about Aknaton was the fact that he was killed or just lost the will to live at a very young age and then was unfairly stricken from the history of egypt! This therefore renued the historic cycle of emo-lution.
Other Examples of Emo-lution
Ceasar was SO EMO!!
first emo hair hands down and without the modern hair care products!!!
Napolean was uber Emo.
Who else but a self destructive emo kid would attack russia??!?!?!?!
RUSSIA!!!!
Lincoln was tall thin and was assassinated in a theater, how more dramatic can you get?!?!
The list goes on and on.
What can we take from this current rise in emo in the western civilization. Does it mean we are doomed to die and be replaced by the less thoughtful and less pretty peoples of the world?
Well the answer seems to be yes but lets face it well be happy that we could tell everyone the world wasnt fair to us and how we were better anyway.
LIL VIVAS THEORY OF EMO-LUTION!!!!
Thats right EMO-LUTION!!!
The theory states that all human societies evolve towards the state that we currently know as Emo and then self destruct as life really doesnt matter anyway (sniffle) and lets face it Emo people are just too emotional to deal with creatins
Example #1
Aknaton was Emo.
Thats right king tuts dad was Emo. Of course they ddint have the technology for Emo glasses in ancient egypt so weve had our artistsrecreat his visage.
As far as I can tell Aknaton was the first historic emo figure of great importance and of course he was rejected and ridiculed like his emo brethern of the present. Check out how he wasnt afraid to represent himself as being fem. Fem is hot and Aknaton want afraid to put on some eyeliner and some girl jeans to show off his hotness!!
Aknaton changed his name and his whole countrys religion because he had a dream.
How artsy!!!
He offered them the sun to worship.
THE SUN MAN!!!
If him being rejected for that doesnt show how the world is unfair then I dont know what would!
Aknaton, like our current emo friends, had a hot girl even though he was loopy.
Why?? Because hes more highly evolved!!!
Duh!!!
Of course the most Emo thing about Aknaton was the fact that he was killed or just lost the will to live at a very young age and then was unfairly stricken from the history of egypt! This therefore renued the historic cycle of emo-lution.
Other Examples of Emo-lution
Ceasar was SO EMO!!
first emo hair hands down and without the modern hair care products!!!
Napolean was uber Emo.
Who else but a self destructive emo kid would attack russia??!?!?!?!
RUSSIA!!!!
Lincoln was tall thin and was assassinated in a theater, how more dramatic can you get?!?!
The list goes on and on.
What can we take from this current rise in emo in the western civilization. Does it mean we are doomed to die and be replaced by the less thoughtful and less pretty peoples of the world?
Well the answer seems to be yes but lets face it well be happy that we could tell everyone the world wasnt fair to us and how we were better anyway.
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sorry I rearranged some pix...had to repost so you could see this one.