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One sunny morning...
ah! i love a quiet days fishing! it always makes me feel so peaceful and relaxed...
gah! get that stupid basket out of my way you squid brained schmuck...
aagh careful!
gah you've lost all my flies now!
dont worry sir ill conjure up some flies which you'll find difficult to lose...
heh heh they're so big you'll never mislay them...
aagh help they're flying up my pants!
correct thats because they're trouser flies...
aagh get rid of them get rid of them...
very well then sir abra'adabra...
waah not my trousers stupid the flies...
oh sorry sammy my pet spider should solve the problem...he'll eat any filthy parasite...
whaah!
...in which case id advise you to run sir ho ho ho!

excellent! now im on my own i can fish without being interrupted...
then...
er...excuse me sir do you have a fishing licence?
why yes of course i do take this card...
just a minute this isn't a fishing licence...this is an old dog licence...
correct! that is because i want to catch a dogfish!
ruff! ruff!
im looking for a companion for fido...my pet dogfish!
aaagh get him off! get him off!
hes only being friendly sir i think he wants to take you in...
aaagh!
...into his stomach that is! heh heh heh!
ner! ner! ner! ner! ner!
gah! here comes the police! time i put my skates on...
come on! swim faster you fish brained freaks!
coming soon...
pzycho tries to escape prison by disguising himself as a bird but gets caught by the bill!
amory:
Hi! sorry, it took awhile. I was moving.
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