My libido called me last night, and it said:
"Hey, remember me? Now hump your best friend."
Good thing I have self-control. Its funny, though. I've known her for...almost 5 years now, and just now I find myself attracted to her.
But, I won't go through with it, because I know her well enough to be wary. That, and my relationships have a history of being fucked up on one or the other end.
On a side note: I'm a hypocrite.
I stopped going to church when I went to college. Now, I only go when I'm home, to keep my parents happy. Just an odd, slight double life. At home? Good little boy. Away (even as far as 5 miles)? well...
Pardon me..everything is amusing me.
"Hey, remember me? Now hump your best friend."
Good thing I have self-control. Its funny, though. I've known her for...almost 5 years now, and just now I find myself attracted to her.
But, I won't go through with it, because I know her well enough to be wary. That, and my relationships have a history of being fucked up on one or the other end.
On a side note: I'm a hypocrite.
I stopped going to church when I went to college. Now, I only go when I'm home, to keep my parents happy. Just an odd, slight double life. At home? Good little boy. Away (even as far as 5 miles)? well...
Pardon me..everything is amusing me.
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cassiopeia:
Thanks for the welcome back! 
brds8myface:
i go to church to jump start my libido (see fantasy) 
good job on the self control 
good job on the self control