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I went to my first bachelor party last weekend for a friend of my roommate. We started at TattleTales, which was my first taste of the silicon madness in Atlanta. Later on someone got the wild hair up their ass to continue partying at The Chamber. Despite my fierce objections the buffoons I was with had never been there and wanted to fulfill some Buckhead closet desires of being a hedonist and doing something kinky, afterall it was a bachelor party....We left within 5 minutes.
We ended our night at The Gold Rush because we could get in for free. That place is like the movie Road House but without the Swayze mullets. This place had strippers of all colors of the rainbow. They had the mobster stripper, the blonde bimbo stripper. The "I hope my son doesn't bring his friends" stripper and they even had their token "Goth Chick" dancing that night. As she was performing the guy next to me asked her "Are you human?" I turned and said to him "Dude, she's more human than human." Goth tits crawled over to inform me "I may be white, but I'm not a zombie." I think she earned that dollar fair n' square. Also at the Gold Rush if your a bachelor you can get an act called the Cowboy for the low-low price of $125. You get yanked on stage and 3 strippers ride you around like a horse whipping you the whole time. Then they take a polaroid and call you a pussy. If I ever get married just give me the $125. No cowboy shows please
So this weekend is the first weekend that I'm actually excited about. Last night Prefuse 73 played at the Echo Lounge and my sister and her husband will be out of town, which means I get the house all to myself. I was thinking about throwing a kegger and hiring Andrew W.K to play or maybe have a bridge party. I'll prolly end up getting on some risky business type shit and dance around in my undies. Either way I'm really looking forward to this weekend.