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Wednesday Nov 03, 2010

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Ok, so Martha Jones my rattie REALLY wanted corn chips.

I was sloppy and spilled some & she just snatched it from my chest where it fell... then she went bonkers with enthusiasm.

THEN...

When I was more careful about not spilling while she was in my lap, she crawled up to my shoulder then PRIED OPEN MY MOUTH with her hands... and tried to grab the food out of my mouth while I was putting the chips in & chewing. oink

Martha Jones is too smart & waaaaay too strong for her own good if her tiny hands can keep me from being able to close my mouth.

Well... and I was cracking up... because my pet just tried to steal food SEVERAL times in succession out of my mouth.

Gross and yet amazing. Everybody loves corn chips.
fadetoblack:
you'd make a great mama bird
Nov 4, 2010
virtute_:
Ewwww. But they don't even let me chew it :S
Nov 4, 2010

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